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#46 El Mon

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Posted 13 May 2009 - 09:00 PM

Dear El Mon,

If you feel a burp and a fart coming up at the same time, which do you let go first?


LA Red,

You always burp before you fart. Next time you are in this situation remember this. Burp before fart there shall be no shart. Fart before burp there might be a squirt.

#47 El Mon

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Posted 13 May 2009 - 09:09 PM

El Mon,

Will the Galaxy return to the glory of yester-years and have Cozmo become availible for kids' birthday parties again?

Sincerely,

Furry Lover


Furry Lover,

The Galaxy is getting better (and by better I mean we are not losing). So as for glory of yester-years it is still too early to tell but there is some promise. As for Cozmo... he and his 2 friends are available on weekends during away games and in the off season. Conact your rep.

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#48 El Mon

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Posted 13 May 2009 - 09:12 PM

Dear El Mon,


WWEMD?



El Dude,


When asked this randomly the default is have a beer. Cheers :cheers:

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Posted 14 May 2009 - 12:10 AM

Dear El Mon,

How much wood would El Mon chuck, if El Mon could chuck wood?

#50 The Manwich

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Posted 14 May 2009 - 11:30 AM

El Mon...

...should I?

#51 9ronaldo9

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Posted 14 May 2009 - 12:19 PM

El Mon?

Is it true that if you dont use it, you lose it?

Thanks in advance.
I wish my grass was emo...then it would cut itself.

#52 Jeremy aka super jew price

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Posted 14 May 2009 - 01:38 PM

Dear El Mon,

Will this hangover go away? I think my eyes are going to explode.
FIRE BRUCE!!

#53 El Mon

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Posted 14 May 2009 - 07:57 PM

Dear El Mon,

How much wood would El Mon chuck, if El Mon could chuck wood?


Foose,

Just ask the two guys that had to clean up after me.
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Posted 14 May 2009 - 07:59 PM

El Mon...

...should I?



I would.

#55 El Mon

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Posted 14 May 2009 - 08:01 PM

El Mon?

Is it true that if you dont use it, you lose it?

Thanks in advance.


9Ronaldo9,

No that is not true however, you always regret not using it more.

#56 El Mon

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Posted 14 May 2009 - 08:03 PM

Dear El Mon,

Will this hangover go away? I think my eyes are going to explode.


J,

Yes it will and you will swear off booze but you will be back. Trust me. :cheers:

#57 c-los from the dime

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Posted 14 May 2009 - 09:10 PM

I love this thread.

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Posted 14 May 2009 - 09:25 PM

El Mon,

Do you know what lies in the shadow of the statue?

#59 DirtyDefender

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Posted 14 May 2009 - 09:37 PM

Dear El Mon,

The LA Times just reported that 4 Californians were killed in Tijuana

Should I be afraid of all scary Mexicans?

#60 El Mon

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 03:01 PM

El Mon,

Do you know what lies in the shadow of the statue?


Aussie,

Ille qui nos omnis servabit. "He who will save us all"




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