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"Apple and Blackberry should team up and make a phone called the Pie................"

touche.

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"In church, they say that suffering is good for the soul. I like to view my love for this team as being a spiritual exercise." - Steve B2


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you know you have a problem when you hear something funny and automatically think 'facebook status' ...................


English makes a surprise cameo on the Dane's wall...I'll do my best to translate:

yuh kno yuh hav a problem wen yuh hear a sum ting funy and a quick tink 'facebook status'................ mawwwwwwwwwwwwwd

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email the new bbm pin to my inbox.

Again, folks. This obviously is NOT English, its a DIFFERENT LANGUAGE called Jamaican Patois. Go get yourself a passport, make some new friends, or read a book. Quit acting so surprised, it's making you look foolish.


LOL I didn't know that at all. I don't know what books you've been reading but I really haven't read much Jamaican Patois.

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email the new bbm pin to my inbox.

Again, folks. This obviously is NOT English, its a DIFFERENT LANGUAGE called Jamaican Patois. Go get yourself a passport, make some new friends, or read a book. Quit acting so surprised, it's making you look foolish.


Lol, fucking funniest post I've read in a while.

Wait, you mean everyone doesn't speak english in the world and live in something that looks exactly like the suburbs?

Culture is awesome stuff. I'm a huge fan. Some of the differences are pretty startling but overall you can find some cool new things by trying to experience new cultures.

Dat won dem do mon, ya erd mi mon.

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Sadly, Dane has learned the ways of FB and has made a "fan" page and cleaned up his friends list, made his real profile private.

::sadface::

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I was mistaken! He just made himself unsearchable and made a fan page at the same time.. but I'm still in. Let's catch up a little...

Dane Richards
I Know A Thousand Girls. I've Looked At A Million. But You're Still The Only One I Think About Before I Fall Asleep At Night..................
Like · · 19 August at 21:38 ·

"Same bird weh carry news come, a de same bird tek eh back."
Like · · 25 August at 13:08 · Privacy:

gyal wen d hurricane start mi want u hold me like a conversation..........worse like how u luv chat smfh!
Like · · 26 August at 15:54


nobody saying lets get together and pray.....everybody rather house party and drinking :(
Like · · 27 August at 20:45

Got up to watch football but they showed tennis instead......first set finished 8-2
Like · · 28 August at 12:57 ·

A female can be ur bestfriend, wife, worst enemy or ur worst nightmare it all depends on how u treat her................real talk!!!!!
Like · · 28 August at 17:21

mi affi dilute it bc shi seh Dane woiiiiiiiiii yuh a dweeet toooo sweet...............
Like · · 29 August at 17:48

I not a heart-breaka I am a love maka. Im not from Asia I am from Jamaica................
Like · · 31 August at 12:01

FLIRTATIONSHIP: MOre then a friendship, less then a relationship.
Honestly way more fun................wink wink
01 September at 09:56



What is the most fun you can have without laughing?
Like · · 01 September at 21:20


Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship................
Like · · Friday at 10:01


Dane Richards went from being "single" to being "married".
Like · · Friday at 22:37


If you leave without a reason, don't come back with an excuse.............
Like · · Yesterday at 13:02

Before asking someone WHY THEY HATE YOU
Ask yourself WHY DO I EVEN REALLY CARE !
Like · · 3 hours ago ·


there.. that should catch us up.

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Dane... tennis sets don't go up to 8 unless it's the 5th set of a Grand Slam and that is only in rare circumstances. It is important to me that you know this.

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Stalker thread of the year

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aww, sad dane :(

The worst feeling you'll ever feel is sitting next to the person who means the world to you knowing that you mean nothing to them.........
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It should be called friendgirl not girlfriend, because she should be your friend before she's your girl. that way theres always a better understanding..................
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It should be called friendgirl not girlfriend, because she should be your friend before she's your girl. that way theres always a better understanding..................


dane is so wise! :lol:
RedBull gives you wings...and the wings given to the RBNY marketing/PR team were from a Dodo bird.

RedBull on our chests, Metro in our hearts

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If a man does not love the Creator, then how can he truly love his creation?


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"In church, they say that suffering is good for the soul. I like to view my love for this team as being a spiritual exercise." - Steve B2


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A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking,

but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely

BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
Like · · Wednesday at 11:01


Jah kno bun serious.......mi a check in and mi gyal a check out wid a man....and shi tell mi shi did gone a Cayman smfh!
Like · · Yesterday at 11:41


a Girl should be like a butterfly pretty to see and hard to catch...................
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Love me or hate me,both are in my favour.
If you LOVE me,I am in your HEART ,
If you HATE me ,I am in your MIND.................
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