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New corporate names for M.L.S. clubs


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Old names for M.L.S. clubs...............New corporate names

MetroStars........................................We know all too well

K.C. Wizards.....................................K.C. Masterpiece F.C.*

New England.....................................Kraft Cheese New England

C.D. Chivas U.S.A.............................Organic Goat's Milk U.S.A.

Revived S.J. EarthQuakes..................Intel Inside Silicon Valley

Houston Dinamo 1836........................Apollo 13 Houston

Los Angeles Galaxies.........................Regal Cinema Hollywood

F.C. Dallas 96...................................Anti-Domino's-Pizza F.C.

Chicago Fire.....................................Chicago McFootball Club (i'm lovin' it)

D.C. United......................................United Airlines of D.C.*

Columbus Crew................................Columbus 1492**

Colorado Rapids...............................Mile High Football Club

*I did not think of that name

**Meant to honour Christopher Columbus in
the same way Sam Houston was honoured
by Houston 1836


This thread was started simply to be silly.
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Chicago Fire.....................................Chicago McFootball Club (i'm lovin' it)

Looks like this would be the new team mascot.
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Can somebody photoshop him in a M.L.S. uniform??

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One thing I forgot..................I learned this from somebody, but Salt Lake City will become the Football Club of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.
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Can somebody photoshop him in a M.L.S. uniform??

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ziiing!

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I want Los Angeles Galaxy to become Vivid Los Angeles.

They'd have my support for life. ;)




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