You wouldn't be the first...
What do you use him for?
Don't hate on the chopsticks. He found my keys Sunday.
Yeah, that was me. I turned my ankle in that Chicago game--my fat ass shouldn't have been trying to play anyway. What is it with me and the LARS? You people are insane.
That party was probably the best part of the weekend that wasn't the game. Nice job, guys, despite the unexpected visit from the locals.
Good to see you again and this time you didn't sprain an ankle....