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alberchico

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http://www.ebay.com/itm/-/281578718898   :D

 

Excellent mint condition 25,000 soccer stadium in rejuvenating area.

Excellent training facilities in Hanover and USL-Pro team to boot.

Needs owner (must be local) that will care for and love it.

Comes with the best fans that you will see in MLS, especially the South Ward, for putting up with incompetent foreign owners for such a long time. At no extra cost!

Condition of team is "IS AS", "for parts"or "not working".  Needs major upgrades and players to fill roster spots such as as DP to properly "replace" the legend, Thierry Henry, and a pair of quality starting center backs.  

Will consider best offers such as revamped jersey designs remembering Metro, kit sponsors, and season ticket holder meetings.
 
 
All right which one of you guys put this ad up ???


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HarlemKnight

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They can't have the Metro flag. It was designed and presented by supporters. It's not for sale.


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Captain Koolaid

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Kuddos to the person who changed the title.... I almost ran in the snow butt naked


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devil500

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Well played to whoever made this! 

 

So where's the official press release? :lol:


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ElMetrofan

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It was me... I was very bored today...

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mkbloodyen

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Surprised Ebay hasn't take it down yet tbh.



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ElMetrofan

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They can't have the Metro flag. It was designed and presented by supporters. It's not for sale.


Good point, my intent was to put a pic of the one they put inside the stadium. Put the res were bad..

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http://www.ebay.com/itm/-/281578718898   :D
 
Excellent mint condition 25,000 soccer stadium in rejuvenating area.

Excellent training facilities in Hanover and USL-Pro team to boot.

Needs owner (must be local) that will care for and love it.

Comes with the best fans that you will see in MLS, especially the South Ward, for putting up with incompetent foreign owners for such a long time. At no extra cost!

Condition of team is "IS AS", "for parts"or "not working".  Needs major upgrades and players to fill roster spots such as as DP to properly "replace" the legend, Thierry Henry, and a pair of quality starting center backs.  

Will consider best offers such as revamped jersey designs remembering Metro, kit sponsors, and season ticket holder meetings.
 
 
All right which one of you guys put this ad up ???


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Henry_Krinkle

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Has Austria seen this yet? This is so cool.

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jamison

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You should've done The Metrostars & then reported item as stolen.

 


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hurricane1091

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"For parts or not working"



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Should have been put up for a Buy It Now price of $19.96.



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Well this might end up as a nice fund raiser.  What can I give the winner ? :mellow:






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