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How will the season end? TSM after MPPF


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Etienne wins it with a goal from an acute angle. High degree of difficulty! You gotta be kiddin me!


"You gotta be kiddin me!" is the best Metro catchphrase since "60-90 days".



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"You gotta be kiddin me!" is the best Metro catchphrase since "60-90 days".

Both are synonymous with Metro lol!

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Parker own goal in last minute of injury time.
#CurseOfCaricola

We are good enough to beat the best teams, and bad enough to lose to the worst teams. 


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Parker own goal in last minute of injury time.
#CurseOfDonadini


Caricola?
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Caricola?


Duly noted

We are good enough to beat the best teams, and bad enough to lose to the worst teams. 


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Make it to the final, some bench scrub who's never played gives everyone Covid and we forfeit


"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth." - Iron Mike

 

Bitch covered my plaid?
The sorrow inside me grows.
I need my plaid pitch.

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"He can't kick with his left foot, he can't tackle, he can't head the ball and he doesn't score many goals. Apart from that, he's all right.”
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Make it to the final, some bench scrub who's never played gives everyone Covid and we forfeit


Tetteh unleashes COVID-19 on the entire squad


If you scan YouTube looking for Bradley Wright-Phillips, youll find numerous goal compilations, a few interviews and, eventually, an excerpt from the grime mixtape series Lord of the Mics.


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BWP 90th+ min MLS Cup winning goal. Does heel clicks in front of an empty South Ward.



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Cbus goes into halftime up something like 3-1. We come back and win the game 5-3 ish. All second half they yell STOP SCORING GOALS! Immediately after the game they begin a disinformation campaign claiming they did indeed win (and by a lot!). All of their goals were legal and ours were illegal. MLS remains silent on the issue. Warring factions begin to develop in the fanbase. We go on to win MLS cup but the fanbase tears the entire league apart. We no longer have a pro soccer league and our only MLS Cup victory is delegitimized.

;)

MPF!!!

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Make it to the final, some bench scrub who's never played gives everyone Covid and we forfeit

returning international players catch COVID on the charter flights.  team tests positives prior to the game and we forfeit.....


Bradley Wright-Phillips "I prefer it at Red Bull Arena, but it was OK. I could imagine it being good for a baseball crowd.


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We play a brilliant high press game, our defense plays it's most cohesive game of the year, and Meara is barely tested. Our starting forwards put away both of their chances and Tetteh comes off the bench to seal the deal. 3 - 0 final to the good guys and we finally raise the MLS Cup!!!  :cheers:

 

LOL, just kidding, we flame out to CBus in the first round due to an 85th minute own goal by Pendant


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Does heel clicks in front of an empty South Ward.

 

Why bring 2013-2019 into this? lol 


RIP Guillermo Romulo, Alexander Francis Orig, Celenio Eleazar, and my Mom, Resurreccion Eleazar.

 

RIP Cesar Castello, Mike Vallo, Glenn Stampiglia, Bob Paquette, and Warren Lee

 

 

 


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We play a brilliant high press game, our defense plays it's most cohesive game of the year, and Meara is barely tested. Our starting forwards put away both of their chances and Tetteh comes off the bench to seal the deal. 3 - 0 final to the good guys and we finally raise the MLS Cup!!!  :cheers:

 

LOL, just kidding, we flame out to CBus in the first round due to an 85th minute own goal by Pendant

Tetteh seals the deal by unleashing an assist to Pendant? 


Bradley Wright-Phillips "I prefer it at Red Bull Arena, but it was OK. I could imagine it being good for a baseball crowd.


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Let me set the stage. Stoppage time of a 1-1 game. Our goal was scored by a non-forward (obviously):
Cangi: "Stroud whips a ball into the box for the 20th time in the match. Finally someone is on the receiving end! Its Tom Barlow! He has time...he dribbles past the keeper!! He hits the post. Oh no! All alone on an empty net and hits the post... now there is a break the other way, its Derrick Etienne Jr.! He's scorched Pendant and is alone on goal. Meara is coming out..wait, Meara looks to have injured his hamstring! Etienne scores!"

Shep: "You gotta be kiddin me! I'll tell ya...if your Red Bulls, you have to be wondering why you got rid of this kid."

I wish there was something here that would seem unlikely...



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Lose on PKs. 


RIP Guillermo Romulo, Alexander Francis Orig, Celenio Eleazar, and my Mom, Resurreccion Eleazar.

 

RIP Cesar Castello, Mike Vallo, Glenn Stampiglia, Bob Paquette, and Warren Lee

 

 

 





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