2012 Roll Call
Started by stopper, Mar 03 2012 02:58 AM
24 replies to this topic
#16
Posted 05 March 2012 - 01:41 AM
Name on the board: Shooter
Real Name: Dan Schuette
What you like to be called: Dan or Shooter (not both)
Where you live: Ventura County
Job: Director
Favorite G now: Dunivant
Favorite G all time: Pando or Herzog
What other teams do you follow: West Ham, Schalke 04, Ebbsfleet United
Current favorite drink: Caffeine Free Diet Coke
Favorite good place to eat: n/a
Riot Squad road trips: Most (with a bit of a hiatus)
Favorite chant: Shitty Wall
Most embarrassing LARS moment: Walking out of Spartan Stadium after the "Collapse, Debacle, WTF it was called".
Happiest LARS moment: HFS or Pitch Invasion
I knew I was hooked on soccer when: When she kissed me ?
Advice to Bruce Arena: 2-5-3
Favorite LARS pic with you in it:
Anything else?: No.
Real Name: Dan Schuette
What you like to be called: Dan or Shooter (not both)
Where you live: Ventura County
Job: Director
Favorite G now: Dunivant
Favorite G all time: Pando or Herzog
What other teams do you follow: West Ham, Schalke 04, Ebbsfleet United
Current favorite drink: Caffeine Free Diet Coke
Favorite good place to eat: n/a
Riot Squad road trips: Most (with a bit of a hiatus)
Favorite chant: Shitty Wall
Most embarrassing LARS moment: Walking out of Spartan Stadium after the "Collapse, Debacle, WTF it was called".
Happiest LARS moment: HFS or Pitch Invasion
I knew I was hooked on soccer when: When she kissed me ?
Advice to Bruce Arena: 2-5-3
Favorite LARS pic with you in it:
Anything else?: No.
#17
Posted 05 March 2012 - 02:22 PM
Name on the board: Really?
Real Name: Josh
What you like to be called: Josh
Where you live: South OC
Job: Media planner
Favorite G now: Landon
Favorite G all time: Landon or Cobi
What other teams do you follow: US, Greece
Current favorite drink: Something so snobby you never heard of it so it's not worth typing
Favorite good place to eat: My grill
Riot Squad road trips: San Jo a few times, Salt Lake, Columbus
Favorite chant: We Are The Champions/This is LA mashup
Most embarrassing LARS moment: Striking out at kickball @ Vic Park
Happiest LARS moment: Meeting my wife
I knew I was hooked on soccer when: I liked soccer before my first game w/ LARS and the Chris Klein bicycle kick. I was hooked after that.
Advice to Bruce Arena: Ignore Wonderman
Favorite LARS pic with you in it:
Anything else?: I owe my love life to Samoabob.
Real Name: Josh
What you like to be called: Josh
Where you live: South OC
Job: Media planner
Favorite G now: Landon
Favorite G all time: Landon or Cobi
What other teams do you follow: US, Greece
Current favorite drink: Something so snobby you never heard of it so it's not worth typing
Favorite good place to eat: My grill
Riot Squad road trips: San Jo a few times, Salt Lake, Columbus
Favorite chant: We Are The Champions/This is LA mashup
Most embarrassing LARS moment: Striking out at kickball @ Vic Park
Happiest LARS moment: Meeting my wife
I knew I was hooked on soccer when: I liked soccer before my first game w/ LARS and the Chris Klein bicycle kick. I was hooked after that.
Advice to Bruce Arena: Ignore Wonderman
Favorite LARS pic with you in it:
Anything else?: I owe my love life to Samoabob.
#18
Posted 05 March 2012 - 02:51 PM
Name on the board: ucsdguy
Real Name: Darren
What you like to be called: Darren
Where you live: west hills
Job: CPA/Participations Supervisor
Favorite G now: Robbie Keane
Favorite G all time: Sasha Victorine
What other teams do you follow: Tottenham
Current favorite drink: Jameson on the rocks
Favorite good place to eat: Bob's Big Boy
Riot Squad road trips: San Jose bus a few times, infamous san jose van trip.
Favorite chant: shitty wall/free tibet/you're going home on a combine harvester
Most embarrassing LARS moment: Shooter almost falling over the railing in oakland (embarrassing, awesome, or both)
Happiest LARS moment: MLS CUP win in the rain, a certain someone telling a certain someone whittier hates him.
I knew I was hooked on soccer when: I stayed at the same hotel in orlando as Netherlands fans in 1994.
Advice to Bruce Arena: stay handsome.
Favorite LARS pic with you in it:
Anything else?:
Don't do crack.
Teach your kids well.
Real Name: Darren
What you like to be called: Darren
Where you live: west hills
Job: CPA/Participations Supervisor
Favorite G now: Robbie Keane
Favorite G all time: Sasha Victorine
What other teams do you follow: Tottenham
Current favorite drink: Jameson on the rocks
Favorite good place to eat: Bob's Big Boy
Riot Squad road trips: San Jose bus a few times, infamous san jose van trip.
Favorite chant: shitty wall/free tibet/you're going home on a combine harvester
Most embarrassing LARS moment: Shooter almost falling over the railing in oakland (embarrassing, awesome, or both)
Happiest LARS moment: MLS CUP win in the rain, a certain someone telling a certain someone whittier hates him.
I knew I was hooked on soccer when: I stayed at the same hotel in orlando as Netherlands fans in 1994.
Advice to Bruce Arena: stay handsome.
Favorite LARS pic with you in it:
Anything else?:
Don't do crack.
Teach your kids well.
#19
Posted 05 March 2012 - 03:25 PM
Name on the board: Prrnrngr (Porn Ranger)
Real Name: George
What you like to be called: Either of the above names
Where you live: Rochester, NY
Job: USCG Fireman waiting to go to AMT school
Favorite G now: Landon
Favorite G all time: Cien or Landon
What other teams do you follow: USMNT, Fulham, Rhinos
Current favorite drink: Roc Brewing RIPA
Favorite good place to eat: In California....tons of them. In Rochester...Dinosaur BBQ or The Owl House.
Riot Squad road trips: San Jose x 2, NYC
Favorite chant: Tijuana Whore
Most embarrassing LARS moment: When ED and I challenged an obviously mentally handicapped person to a fight or battle or something at Buck Shaw stadium.
Happiest LARS moment: E-budd pointing up to us in NYC
I knew I was hooked on soccer when: I would cry after every goal scored on me in AYSO Boys 6.
Advice to Bruce Arena: You CAN'T lose with this lineup.
Real Name: George
What you like to be called: Either of the above names
Where you live: Rochester, NY
Job: USCG Fireman waiting to go to AMT school
Favorite G now: Landon
Favorite G all time: Cien or Landon
What other teams do you follow: USMNT, Fulham, Rhinos
Current favorite drink: Roc Brewing RIPA
Favorite good place to eat: In California....tons of them. In Rochester...Dinosaur BBQ or The Owl House.
Riot Squad road trips: San Jose x 2, NYC
Favorite chant: Tijuana Whore
Most embarrassing LARS moment: When ED and I challenged an obviously mentally handicapped person to a fight or battle or something at Buck Shaw stadium.
Happiest LARS moment: E-budd pointing up to us in NYC
I knew I was hooked on soccer when: I would cry after every goal scored on me in AYSO Boys 6.
Advice to Bruce Arena: You CAN'T lose with this lineup.
BIGGER. STRONGER. FASTER.
#20
Posted 05 March 2012 - 03:32 PM
This is about to get REALLY REALLY accurate...Job: Full Time LARS Capo
Zero Cool winner of the 2012 ALMOST Goal of the Year
Isaac: So when I told you guys we were on it, I meant to say we're on the motherfucker, go back in there and relax...
Isaac: So when I told you guys we were on it, I meant to say we're on the motherfucker, go back in there and relax...
#21
Posted 23 March 2012 - 11:09 PM
Real Name: David Michael Twigg
What you like to be called: Twigg
Where you live: El Segundo
Job: Head Cyclops (ammunition manufacturing manager)
Favorite G now: Donovan with Keane gaining fast.
Favorite G all time: Donovan
What other teams do you follow: Liverpool, Eintracht Frankfurt, whatever team my son is on.
Current favorite drink: Bushmills
Favorite good place to eat: As opposed to my favorite 'bad place'? I'm a big 'Salt Creek Grill' fan
Riot Squad road trips: Most of the St. Joe's.
Favorite chant: Currently:"Nice One, Robbie" - All-time: probably "Sun In the Winter"
Most embarrassing LARS moment: Probably when we fired Sigi. Does that count?
Happiest LARS moment: 2011 MLS Cup. With both my boys and my brother in attendance.
I knew I was hooked on soccer when: My dad told me I was?
Advice to Bruce Arena: No more Birchalls.
Favorite LARS pic with you in it:
Me and the boys...
Me and MY boys (leaving for MLS Cup '11)
What you like to be called: Twigg
Where you live: El Segundo
Job: Head Cyclops (ammunition manufacturing manager)
Favorite G now: Donovan with Keane gaining fast.
Favorite G all time: Donovan
What other teams do you follow: Liverpool, Eintracht Frankfurt, whatever team my son is on.
Current favorite drink: Bushmills
Favorite good place to eat: As opposed to my favorite 'bad place'? I'm a big 'Salt Creek Grill' fan
Riot Squad road trips: Most of the St. Joe's.
Favorite chant: Currently:"Nice One, Robbie" - All-time: probably "Sun In the Winter"
Most embarrassing LARS moment: Probably when we fired Sigi. Does that count?
Happiest LARS moment: 2011 MLS Cup. With both my boys and my brother in attendance.
I knew I was hooked on soccer when: My dad told me I was?
Advice to Bruce Arena: No more Birchalls.
Favorite LARS pic with you in it:
Me and the boys...
Me and MY boys (leaving for MLS Cup '11)
#22
Posted 23 March 2012 - 11:15 PM
Teach your kids well.
Familiar?
#23
Posted 24 March 2012 - 02:40 AM
This one is for Samo.
This one is for El Dude.
This one is for El Dude.
What the hell is wrong with this guy!
Its Beer!
Its Beer!
#24
Posted 24 March 2012 - 03:14 AM
For the newbs:
Favorite LARS pic with you in it:
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.
-H. L. Mencken
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The Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which "unskilled people reach erroneous conclusions and make unfortunate choices but their incompetence robs them of the metacognitive ability to realize it." The unskilled therefore suffer from illusory superiority, rating their own ability as above average.
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-H. L. Mencken
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The Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which "unskilled people reach erroneous conclusions and make unfortunate choices but their incompetence robs them of the metacognitive ability to realize it." The unskilled therefore suffer from illusory superiority, rating their own ability as above average.
Torrance Pickup Soccer @ Greenwood Park, 9:00am Saturday! Details here: https://www.facebook...yourLARiotSquad
#25
Posted 01 April 2012 - 10:57 PM
I'm just a lagger...
Name on the board: c-los from the dime
Real Name: Juan-Carlos
What you like to be called: Carlos, Juan-Carlos, just not Juan...
Where you live: Culver City
Job: Production Manager
Favorite G now: Lando
Favorite G all time: Cobi
What other teams do you follow: It's kinda dwindled to Chelsea.
Current favorite drink: Green Flash Palate Wrecker
Favorite good place to eat: that's a loaded question.
Riot Squad road trips: Hopefully Portland 2012 (i'm a loser)
Favorite chant: F S A and We are Here
Most embarrassing LARS moment: Passing out drunk in the car BEFORE the 4th of July game, it wasn't even dark yet.
Happiest LARS moment: '05 until this last year. The rest are a blur.
I knew I was hooked on soccer when: Baseball got lame, and Fox started broadcasting more games...
Advice to Bruce Arena: weightwatchers works.
Favorite LARS pic with you in it: Josh had it taken off a particular site, so I won't post it here. hehe.
Anything else?: Four more beers
Name on the board: c-los from the dime
Real Name: Juan-Carlos
What you like to be called: Carlos, Juan-Carlos, just not Juan...
Where you live: Culver City
Job: Production Manager
Favorite G now: Lando
Favorite G all time: Cobi
What other teams do you follow: It's kinda dwindled to Chelsea.
Current favorite drink: Green Flash Palate Wrecker
Favorite good place to eat: that's a loaded question.
Riot Squad road trips: Hopefully Portland 2012 (i'm a loser)
Favorite chant: F S A and We are Here
Most embarrassing LARS moment: Passing out drunk in the car BEFORE the 4th of July game, it wasn't even dark yet.
Happiest LARS moment: '05 until this last year. The rest are a blur.
I knew I was hooked on soccer when: Baseball got lame, and Fox started broadcasting more games...
Advice to Bruce Arena: weightwatchers works.
Favorite LARS pic with you in it: Josh had it taken off a particular site, so I won't post it here. hehe.
Anything else?: Four more beers
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