THE 5 STAGES OF LARS MEMBERSHIP
1) LARS Worship
3) Delusional Misbelief
4) Cognizant Sarcasm
5) Ambivalent Apathy
...I don't know.
Maybe there is another stage after 5? Who knows.
6) go bald and look like Kevin, Scott, Geoff, or that other fool
7) wear a wig
8) say your TM's long lost family member: who can play the drums, wave a flag, and keep the beat at the same time
6-8 are totally interchangeable, probably can mix them in with the first 5 to really confuse everyone
Judas: "We welcomed you with open arms, but will be seeing you off with the 2 finger salute!"
BMAB: Drunkenese for By Me Another Beer!
"For fear that one drink will be lonesome, take another to keep it company, and another to keep the peace between them." -AnonymousHey, Kool Aid!
For the love of beer, it was a pretzel!