Well, we now have a 75% chance of being in the CCL. In with anyone but Portland winning the MLS Cup (sorry Gio but I am rooting for Vermes and SKC now)
Enough nonsense talk, Red Bull win the MLS Cup and make these scenarios irrelevant.
And probably greater than 75% given that Portland is clearly the weakest team left.
Frankly, since I am merely a fan and a not a fancy American soccer writer, I'm going to congratulate Wright-Phillips on a well hit goal. If I was an American soccer writer, I'd claim that the recently retired Henry was wearing an invisibility cloak and carried the ball into the net for the obviously unskilled Wright-Phillips.
If you scan YouTube looking for Bradley Wright-Phillips, youll find numerous goal compilations, a few interviews and, eventually, an excerpt from the grime mixtape series Lord of the Mics.