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#46 FireFanInPackerLand

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Posted 27 October 2007 - 09:15 PM

Jesus often wonders what Wilman Conde would do.

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Posted 27 October 2007 - 10:42 PM

Superman wears Wilman Conde pajamas

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Posted 27 October 2007 - 11:36 PM

wilman conde killed the dead sea.

also, you should know that there was no gravity until wilman conde decided that "-9.8 m/s is a fucking cool number."

#49 firefan1998

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Posted 28 October 2007 - 03:20 PM

conde once travelled back in time and taught beckenbauer how to play defense.

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Posted 28 October 2007 - 04:22 PM

Goliath lost to David only because he was looking ahead to his duel with Wilman Conde.

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Posted 28 October 2007 - 05:51 PM

Goliath lost to David only because he was looking ahead to his duel with Wilman Conde.


Ah yes, the dreaded trap duel.

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Posted 28 October 2007 - 06:46 PM

a Bigfoot once reported 'Conde' walking in the woods - no one believed him.

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Posted 28 October 2007 - 07:36 PM

Fox Mulder has trust Wilman Conde.
"Dave Checketts and SCP Worldwide partners Dean Howes, Kenneth Munoz, Michael McCarthy and Chris Bevilacqua, chose Real Salt Lake for the team's name because they desired to associate the team with a successful soccer club, and "Fire" was already taken."

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Posted 28 October 2007 - 08:36 PM

When Wilman Conde kicks down a tree in the forest, regardless of the presence of others, it makes a fucking sound.

#55 FireFanInPackerLand

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Posted 28 October 2007 - 09:28 PM

When Wilman Conde was in the Alps
Fighting Grizzly Bears
He used his magical fire breath
And saved the maidens fair.

When Wilman Conde travelled through time
to the year Three Thousand Ten
He fought the evil robot king
and saved the human race again.


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#56 penguinopph

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Posted 28 October 2007 - 10:08 PM

People with amnesia still remember Wilman Conde

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Posted 28 October 2007 - 10:27 PM

When Gregory House gets sick, he calls in Wilman Conde.
"Dave Checketts and SCP Worldwide partners Dean Howes, Kenneth Munoz, Michael McCarthy and Chris Bevilacqua, chose Real Salt Lake for the team's name because they desired to associate the team with a successful soccer club, and "Fire" was already taken."

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Posted 28 October 2007 - 10:58 PM

When I was 17, it was a very good year
it was a very good year for, Wilman Conde.

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Posted 28 October 2007 - 11:44 PM

Each step that Wilman Conde takes keeps the earth in its rotation...around Wilman Conde.

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Wilman Conde slide tackle.

Human cloning is outlawed because if Wilman Conde were cloned, then it would be possible for a Wilman Conde slide tackle to meet another Wilman Conde slide tackle. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

Sand is not made of particles of rock and minerals, but by the particles of Wilman Conde's slide tackled victims.
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#60 The Herr

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Posted 28 October 2007 - 11:59 PM

Wilman Conde refers to himself as The Wilman Conde!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:




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