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Yeah, Caig is a pretty bad goalie. Sucks for them Onstad is hurt.

BTW on DC... Was surprised how well Quaranta played. He did shite for us.


Quaranta played like half a game for us lol
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it's over for MLS hopefully redbull can qualify to the new Champion's League

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3-0 now.

I think Onstad would have allowed them to have a chance.

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I was going to go see the Mexican Flintstones beat up DC United and I overslept.

Glad to see that the outcome was what I wanted though. Would've been fun to jump around and make fun of them though.

Pregame pints 15. Ticket to the game 60. Carlsburg, Meatpie and Crisps 16. Seeing an American score on another American at a Premier League match in England; Priceless.
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3-0 now.

I think Onstad would have allowed them to have a chance.


Shit, I think I could have allowed them to have a chance.

and also one last Sunday too.

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Hilariously, the DC supporters were outsang for much of the game... of course "outsang" implies that DC were singing, but I couldn't hear a thing coming from them on FSC, just "ME-XI-CO, ME-XI-CO."

It's also funny that they got exactly as many late goals as were allowable by Pachuca, so DC fans can whine themselves senseless about the no-call penalty. It probably was a penalty, but Fred is a diving bitch, and I'm glad to see at least one ref has his number.
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Interesting question to ponder: Which would have been better? 1- Scum get crushed and run off the field or 2- Scum come agonizingly close only to fall short. I'd have to go with #2, as it was a much more painfull experience for them.
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Interesting question to ponder: Which would have been better? 1- Scum get crushed and run off the field or 2- Scum come agonizingly close only to fall short. I'd have to go with #2, as it was a much more painfull experience for them.



Either way, I see this like them losing to Chicago last year. They gloat and are awesome until they actually have to stand up and do something in a tournament or tournament style play.

They give us shit on the regular but at least we don't aspire to fail at the highest levels available to us.

Pregame pints 15. Ticket to the game 60. Carlsburg, Meatpie and Crisps 16. Seeing an American score on another American at a Premier League match in England; Priceless.
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70' DC losing to Real Salt Lake. Kovalenko playing a damn good game.

Thomas Rongen: "Looking at the other results, New York lost, so good..." Fucker.

3-0.

Fuck you, DC. I guarantee their fans blame the fieldturf.
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NE went down as well.

Not the worst weekend ever.
35th minute- Red Bulls fans back on the East Coast should know that the 50 Red Bulls fans are making more noise than the rest of the stadium right now.

"I can't believe you guys sing the whole game," -- DC security guard, who apparently isn't used to that from supporters...

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Findley humiliates DC by getting between the defender and keeper on a back header, and loops it in to put RSL up 4 fucking 0.
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Well, that made this evening a little better. Ha, and it wasn't even Wells in the nets. NICE.
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Woke up this morning with the thought: what the fuck did Rongen, who coaches a US youth team, think he was doing blatantly cheering against an MLS team that contains several US youth team members? Of course, under no circumstances should any active US coach and employee of another MLS club be a paid commentator on broadcasts.

But of course, this is the country where the president of the national federation draws another paycheck from a club team, which I suspect is a conflict of interest that only appears in the national federations of the most corrupt backwaters of world soccer.
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they just scored on FSC it was a horrible goalkeeping by houston



Yea, if their goalkeeper is anything like the rest of the team we should tell Innes to stay the hell in Scotland!

His "attempt" at stopping that shot was comical, I laughed... oh, and how 'bout his distribution?!?!?!? I've seen U10 keepers that can clear a ball to feet better than Caig did... you could see him sweating when the team even looked like they'd play him the ball.



They give us shit on the regular but at least we don't aspire to fail at the highest levels available to us.


Not to offend you, or anyone else here... but we have to get to the highest level before we can aspire to fail there.
When the stadium is full, yet the seats are empty??
When the crowd is in full voice, yet the score is nil-nil??
When the men play for keeps, and it's only a friendly??
When they play it like a cup final, and it's early April??
When America truly loves football, and it's no longer a dream...


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I guarantee their fans blame the fieldturf.

'Argentinians are not used to playing on fieldturf.' - say fans.

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