bald eagle was pretty good.. but man city retirement home is the greatest of all time. That goes down in history as the GOAT!
But I think I might need a bald eagle T-shirt to complete my collection 
City Retirement Home was the GOAT if only for all of the eurosnobs on twitter it attracted.
LAMPARD AND PIRLO ARE MORE FAMOUS THAN YOUR CLUB WILL EVER BE HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE LEGENDS
Frankly, since I am merely a fan and a not a fancy American soccer writer, I'm going to congratulate Wright-Phillips on a well hit goal. If I was an American soccer writer, I'd claim that the recently retired Henry was wearing an invisibility cloak and carried the ball into the net for the obviously unskilled Wright-Phillips.
If you scan YouTube looking for Bradley Wright-Phillips, youll find numerous goal compilations, a few interviews and, eventually, an excerpt from the grime mixtape series Lord of the Mics.