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Good stuff, I can only imagine how long it took you to create.

 

PS.  Thumbs up on the Welton reference.


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Bravo!!!!!  If Red Bull put as much thought and effort that went into this masterpiece, then the team would not be in such bad shape :(



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Fucking Genius.


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Best MF feature since Juan Carlos Osorio's notebook. Well done!



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Going forward, all stakeholders in Red Bull New York will be tasked to proactively think outside the box and produce a synergistic vision for growing the impact of this on the "World of Red Bull". This is a ground-breaking chance to get behind this concept 120% and to idea-shower strategies for leveraging our assets and incentivize dynamic solutions in order to evolve a set of win-win deliverables to add value to this high-altitude occasion.

 

So much learnings, must find bandwidth...


(NittanyMetros @ Mar 17 2011, 01:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

It seems Philly fans have signed up on metrofanatic to vote for themselves (in 'What team do you hate more?') . No real fan of this team would vote anything other than DC.

 

 


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IMO, the most important parts of The Plan, are yet to be revealed!

I question the Blank Pages.  What messages are contained therein?  What great mind can discern The Truths behind the seeming Blankness? 

I also question the Photos Credits!  These should be separate, with lower case Roman Numeral pagination.

Their inclusion as numbered pages suggests, at least to me, that there are Other Hidden Pages, with final, apocalyptic visions and messages, that are yet to be revealed! 


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I can't believe that I made it all of the way through - amazing!



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Going forward, all stakeholders in Red Bull New York will be tasked to proactively think outside the box and produce a synergistic vision for growing the impact of this on the "World of Red Bull". This is a ground-breaking chance to get behind this concept 120% and to idea-shower strategies for leveraging our assets and incentivize dynamic solutions in order to evolve a set of win-win deliverables to add value to this high-altitude occasion.

 

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How many people waited for the entire  Marsch "PRESENTING..." to finish scrolling?

 

(me)



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How many people waited for the entire  Marsch "PRESENTING..." to finish scrolling?

 

(me)

Me too


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How many people waited for the entire  Marsch "PRESENTING..." to finish scrolling?

 

(me)

Me too. It was exciting.



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@metrofanatic .. Have you been working on this for past 8 years? :-)  .

btw where is the plan to 'work hard every day'?



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@metrofanatic .. Have you been working on this for past 8 years? :-)  .

btw where is the plan to 'work hard every day'?

Jokes apart. Great work. 



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Is it sad that I'm pretty sure that was the actual, authentic Ali Curtis 300 page plan?



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This is hilarious. Going through the first couple pages, you almost had me






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