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Koko

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#1395460 Patryk "The Devil" Klimala no longer a rumour

Posted by Koko on Yesterday, 07:50 PM

It's not a goal until its a goal.    The goal turns a pass into an assist.   Before that, its just a pass.

This. 1,000% this. Midfielders are paid to pass. STRIKERS ARE PAID TO SCORE FUCKING GOALS.

Who the absolute fuck ever talks about the greatest PASSING striker?  No one. LITERALLY no one.

Next someone is going to tell me yeah so and so is not a great goalkeeper but man hes got a great shot from distance. We should DEFINITELY hold onto him.

Like what. The absolute. Fuck.


#1395353 Fabio, Gutman, and others released

Posted by Koko on 02 December 2021 - 11:22 AM

Still need an RB even if we keep Edwards. We need serviceable backups for both wingbacks if we're gonna be competitive, can't depend Edwards and Tolkin to put in ironman performances all season. 


So we need 4-5 players:

DP striker
DP playmaker
Starting left sided player
Starting RB (unless Edwards comes back)
Bench RB

This is going to be a huge problem because we dont have a billionaire owner that is balls deep in the soccer world.

Oh wait.


#1395331 Fabio, Gutman, and others released

Posted by Koko on 01 December 2021 - 11:24 PM

So this seems pretty straightforward and shouldnt be a problem since we have a billionaire Owner.

We need 4 players.

DP striker
DP playmaker
Right back (unless we keep Edwards)
LM or LB depending on where Tolkin plays

Every fucking off-season the needs are clear and every fucking off season they come up short (and cheap).


#1395330 Fabio, Gutman, and others released

Posted by Koko on 01 December 2021 - 11:19 PM

striker has been upgraded with klimala


No it has not.  On no fucking planet was striker upgraded this year.


#1395302 Patryk "The Devil" Klimala no longer a rumour

Posted by Koko on 01 December 2021 - 05:38 PM

Statistics, shmatistics. Eye test:
 
he sucks.


Statistics say he sucks.

Eye test says he sucks.

A goal scorers job is to score goals. Especially the gimme types.


#1395276 Fabio, Gutman, and others released

Posted by Koko on 01 December 2021 - 02:47 PM

Big changes this offseason - dont understand how but im slightly optimistic.
 
We had mostly all misses last offseaosn minus Cornell.
 
We have to do better this offseason....
 
 
right?


Where have I read this off season sentiment before?


#1395186 2021-2022 Offseason Thread

Posted by Koko on 30 November 2021 - 08:59 PM

agreed....

I wish they would do another townhall like when Marsch joined... I think stuff like that breeds more emotional commitment with the roster and staff and psychologically adds to their focus and confidence to start the season. Plus it would be a nice tradition to do.


They should absolutely do it.

They wont.

They are too cowardly.


#1395093 Metro - Worms Playoff Thread

Posted by Koko on 27 November 2021 - 09:05 AM

The entire Red Bull organization is full of ass hats who either have no idea what they are doing or dont give a fuck or both.

The day they sell will be the happiest day of my life only behind my wedding and the birth of my two children.


#1395000 Patryk "The Devil" Klimala no longer a rumour

Posted by Koko on 24 November 2021 - 04:56 PM

He sucks.

So the deal doesnt make sense.

Lets just leave it at that.


#1394998 A coaching license confers actual ability?

Posted by Koko on 24 November 2021 - 04:01 PM

But the average person with a driver's license is a much better driver than the average person without one. 


Some days Im not so sure.

Im not so sure of anything anymore.


#1394991 2021-2022 Offseason Thread

Posted by Koko on 24 November 2021 - 02:59 PM

8 goals and 6 assists is not a failure for Klimala yall should look at Adam buksa return his first year in New England with Carles Gil and bou feeding him. Also year one for Thelwell was a Covid year cleaning up the armas mess

Who gave us Armas as a head coach?

Didnt every other team have to play in a COVID year?

These are all excuses. Decades of excuses. Our Owners suck ass.


#1394949 Bum of the Year nominations, please

Posted by Koko on 23 November 2021 - 08:03 PM

thewell

Id rather we fired the people who hired him.

The same people who allowed Armas to take over the job after they pulled a winning manager away from us during a winning season.


#1394796 Bum of the Year nominations, please

Posted by Koko on 21 November 2021 - 05:16 PM

Ownership.


#1394763 The (Fire?) Gerhard Struber Thread

Posted by Koko on 21 November 2021 - 10:28 AM

The actually did spend some this year finally - unfortunately it resulted in Celtic reject Klimala. Someone a bit more competent, and we are going to the next round. Ironically I keep thinking if we had White as a sub in that game, whom Thelwell gave away, I think he might actually finish one, like he did last year. Thelwell needs to do better - on top of owner spending.


No. I mean SPEND.


#1394734 2021-2022 Offseason Thread

Posted by Koko on 21 November 2021 - 01:20 AM

They will spin this as a successful season and say were one or two pieces away.

People will get excited.

We will be linked to a few interesting names.

The excitement will die out as we get closer to next season without any major signings.

At the last minute they will sign a guy for 5 million that no one really knows

We will convince ourselves that he is an interesting prospect and give Red Bull more rope.

Then we will find ourselves more or less back in this same spot a year from now