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ianuaditis

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on the one hand the 'anything can happen in a short series' playoff axiom has me worried that DC could knock us off a la San Jose. (that plus this team has recently shown a tendency to give up multiple goals to inferior teams.)

 

On the other hand although I haven't watched the scum play too many times, every time I do its like 'how the fuck are they winning these games?'  Can a combination of opponent's ineptitude and blind luck really get you all the way to a cup? (I guess it worked for them with the Open Cup a few years ago...)


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Lost in all the Shield celebrating: This God awful DC team went to Columbus needing a result, for playoff positioning, and lost 5-0.

 

The Crew didn't even have Kamara or Higuian, who were suspended.

 

Yesterday was so, so great.

 

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#NewDCU

 

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#NewDCU

 

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Still resembles a nazi eagle  :)+



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It's a better logo, but i can't see why they wouldn't wait till they have the new stadium to work the re-brand all at once.



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So much for 'Tradition'.


"What better way for DC United fans to drown their sorrows than with this new beer called 'The Tradition'.  A relic name of a bygone era where DCU was relevant." - VfLKirwan

 

 


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I like that the new DC Scum eagle looks like it has Kim Kardashian hips. Nice design, DC.

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I am EAGERLY awaiting one of those MLS info-graphics with the call outs to different portions of the logo with vapid corporate speak.



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This is the best thing I've seen

 

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Would not be surprised if he honed his skills on how to be an asshole at DCU ...

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What the hell is wrong with this guy?

 

"His description of what he did was quite unnerving, especially when he described how he put his hand in a bucket of ice water to ease his pain, obviously because he was hitting the young people so hard," said Brogan, who also regularly arbitrates Major League Baseball player salaries.



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I scope out the MLS job board every now and then to see if there's a gig at RBNY.. saw this one for DC and thought it was interesting. I think we should plant an operative... 

http://mls.teamworko...c. united#90404



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Sean Johnson replaces Bill Hamid at USMNT camp due to a knee injury. I'd never wish an injury on a player just because I hate them or it will help our team......
Except in this case.
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