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#1 masterblaster666

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Posted 28 December 2010 - 05:28 PM

Well they are probalby not cool or un do able But I thought I would try putting something out there? I figured worse case I get flamed best case something gets picked up? Or someone thinks of something better?



By: Cock Sparrer
Riot Squad


When we were at school I thought he had it sussed
Fighting the law with the rest of us
Smoking, drinking, acting cool.
('Til) they started treating him like a fool
Then he stayed on his own for most of the time
Dreaming dreams of a life of crime
In and out of trouble, he cheated and lied
But who'd have thought he'd join the other side

[Chorus]
He's in a riot squad Were In the Riot Squad
The wanna fight squad The Wanna Win Squad
The shoot on sight squad The Play on Sight Squad
For law and right For Gold and Blue

Down to Hendon with the boys in blue
It's amazing what a few weeks can do
Out in the car, out on the street
South of the river on the frontline beat

[Chorus]

Cracking heads, it was all a game
A finger was pointed and he got the blame
Now he's back where he started, he ain't got a pound
Queing with the sorts he used to kick around.




SMUT PEDDLERS
FUCK YOU THAT’S WHY


IIIIIIIIIIIIIII ain't got no respect
For people that are politically correct!
They say that we got rights and we need 'em!
But there taken away all of our freedom!
First they outlaw dope!
Now in California you cant even light up a fuckin smoke!
I say its high time we go wild!
Murder your inner child!
Throw your helmet in a dumpster go to school in gang attire!
Let Beavis and Butthead preach to the youth about fire...

(But why would you wanna smoke in a restaurant?
No one wants to smell smoke while they're eating)




Fuck you, that's why! Fuck you, that's why!
'Cause fuck you, that's why! 'Cause fuck you, that's why!
'Cause I'm a nicotine addict, that's why! 'Cause I'm a GALAXY FAN, that's why!
And I like to smoke Camel Wides! And I like to WATCH (insert Rival Team)SHOOT WIDE!
I'm hangin' at Joe's place, that's why! I'm hangin' at HOME DEPOT CENTER, that's why!
Listenin' to the Hard Pack, that's why! UR Listenin' to the RIOT SQUAD, that's why!
Fuck you, that's why!
Fuck you, that's why!
I Said fuck you, that's why!
'Cause fuck you, that's why!

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII think Pete Wilson should be killed!
He's the homosexual that signed the helmet bill!
He doesn't give a fuck about your education!
He just wants to tie you up with binding legislation!
He hangs with Richard Floyd!
They spend every fucking day sucking each others hemorrhoids!
I say its high time we go wild!
Castrate your inner child!
Throw your helmet in a dumpster go to school in gang attire!
Let Beavis and Butthead preach to the youth about fire!

(why wouldn't you want to wear a helmet when head injuries have
decreased dramatically since good Governer Wilson instituted the bill?)












Well let me run it down to you communist homosexual Well let me run it down to you communist homosexual
faggot dipshit motherfucker! faggot dipshit motherfucker!
Fuck you, that's why! Fuck you, that's why!
'Cause fuck you, that's why! ' Cause fuck you, that's why!
'Cause helmets suck, that's why! 'Cause (INSERT TEAM HERE)suck, that's why!
And commies like you swallow, that's why! And commies like you swallow, that's why!
Fuck Pete Wilson, that's why! Fuck COACH/PLAYER, that's why!
Fuck Dick Floyd, that's why! Fuck (PLAYER), that's why!


IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII know Bill Clinton thinks we can't be trusted!
Half of us are unemployed the other half are busted!
We don't deserve any dignity or freedom!
Where the fuck is Lee Harvey Oswald when we need him!
Eliminate the liberal faction!
Abolish affirmative action!
I say its high time go wild!
Waste your inner child!
Throw your helmet in a dumpster go to school in gang attire!
Let Beavis and Butthead preach to the youth about fire!

(Yo Homes, why would you want our kids to wear mandatory school uniforms
when baggy gang attire is so much more comfortable and expressive
of our youth's individuality?)

'Cause fuck you, that's why!
'Cause fuck you, that's why!
'Cause our youth needs their butt kicked, that's why!
They oughtta be fightin' in a war, that's why!
They need fuckin' discipline, that's why!
Fuck you, that's why!
Fuck our punk youth, that's why!
Fuck you, that's why

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Posted 28 December 2010 - 08:15 PM

FUCK!


shorten this to the points that matter... and maybe throw in a youtube video of the song? and if you really wanna help the times where the galaxy parts kick in...


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Posted 29 December 2010 - 11:39 AM

Ehh like it said in the begining prolly dumb and undoable hahahaha. Ill try to post a Utube video.

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Posted 30 December 2010 - 04:26 AM

I think that sets a record.

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Posted 30 December 2010 - 01:25 PM

YOU TUBE

Probably not impossible, but these types of songs usually work best when we don't overcheese'em by modifying the lyrics. Remember San Jose's failed attempt at YNWA? "When you walk... through the gates..."

Having said that...

He's in a riot squad
The wanna fight squad
The shoot on sight squad
For law and right



Ain't nothing wrong with that. Just the rhythm may be a little funky.

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Posted 30 December 2010 - 07:37 PM

"The wanna fight squad" is better on paper than in real life...
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Posted 08 February 2011 - 01:25 AM

"The wanna fight squad" is better on paper than in real life...

i love to fight...


ps I IZZZZZZZ RACIST!!!
STEVE SAMPSON; STILL THE GREATEST COACH OF THE LA GALAXY. EVER. PERIOD. EXCLAMATION POINT. NUF SAID. JAJAJA!




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