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#1356389 DC sucks donkey balls

Posted by ElMetrofan on 31 October 2019 - 10:32 AM

DeLeon who scored to eliminate us on playoffs after being gifted homefield makes Atlanta feel the same pain. Not mad.

#1355615 Metro - Worms Playoff Thread

Posted by ElMetrofan on 20 October 2019 - 06:13 PM

This was like so many other games this year where they came out for the 2nd half and played like they were waking up from a nap.

Thats has not been proven. Maybe theyre jerking off literally at the half because science shows that taking naps helps productivity.

#1354784 Metro - Scum Game Thread

Posted by ElMetrofan on 01 October 2019 - 11:26 PM

I'd love another 48 hour trip to LA. I barely survived at 20, don't think I'd be able to 11 years later. 
No Dane Richards to save us now. 

Everything starts breaking down after 30. Just ask BWP

#1354743 Metro - Montreal Game Thread

Posted by ElMetrofan on 30 September 2019 - 02:05 PM

Our forward situation is troubling the most. If it isnt the RB position being a carrousel all year or a shade of BWP or White injured 🤕 , things could be different right now.

Montreal will play for pride and nothing much. Hopefully we win and DC loses. One can only hope for the best. Expecting the worst.

#1354683 Metro - Scum Game Thread

Posted by ElMetrofan on 29 September 2019 - 04:36 PM

Ugh... so weird seeing Felipe as a DC player

#1353762 Metro - Seattle Game Thread

Posted by ElMetrofan on 15 September 2019 - 05:48 PM

Wtf was bWP trying to do there. Intercept the ball with a diving a header?

#1349087 Metro - Blue Poseurs Game Thread

Posted by ElMetrofan on 14 July 2019 - 07:14 PM

Lol... what just happen

#1348092 US Men's Nats

Posted by ElMetrofan on 24 June 2019 - 05:23 AM

Well they are playing a powerhouse in Braz... Venezuela??
WTF 0-3 at the half

And here we thought Venezuelans were eating rats and stuff.... this didnt make to Fox.

#1346843 2019 USOC

Posted by ElMetrofan on 30 May 2019 - 10:56 AM

I watched him let in 5 goals in a half as a keeper for TSF FC in the NPSL last year.
To think a handful of years ago, he was being considered the future GK of Colombia.

I saw him strolling a few years ago in one of those Hoboken public RB sponsored viewing parties. My god, his GF was smoking...

#1346171 What is the front office doing?

Posted by ElMetrofan on 17 May 2019 - 05:51 AM

Seriously, I really dont get it it what RB gets from having a soccer team in America. I means Americans consume a shit ton of Of Energy Drinks other drinks like Monster. In fact its leading in terms of sales: https://money.cnn.co...bull/index.html

Not sure how a poorly run soccer team, where a majority dont care to come and support, and for those who consume it probably never heard of RB New York can help the Red Bull brand. RB should just cut its loses and sell. The bigger question is who can right the ship.

#1345962 Metro - Dallas Game Thread

Posted by ElMetrofan on 11 May 2019 - 02:29 PM

Fucking Murillo. He was supposed to pass the ball. Can't wait till he leaves this team. So greedy. /s

Here we go. Some offensive bite. Hopefully they play better D

Well to be fair, he passed it violently to Nealis head. Watch us lose the lead....

#1345948 Metro - Dallas Game Thread

Posted by ElMetrofan on 11 May 2019 - 01:57 PM

Yet another goal where Murillo is just standing around. Dude should never see the field again for this team. He is the worst of the worst in terms of the ballwatchers.

Goal wasnt in him. It was in Nealis

Btw ..so Metro to concede in injury time. Dallas has been more crispier on passing. If they keep the pressure up now, were losing this.

#1345833 Metro - Dallas Game Thread

Posted by ElMetrofan on 09 May 2019 - 02:44 PM

Murillo - Nealis - Parker - Tarek - Lawrence
CCJ - Rza
Royer - Kaku
Generic forward

Have Royer and Kaku play as wide CAMs.  Muyl over Murillo is fine too.

We're probably going to lose, so it would be nice to go down while trying something a little different.

Generic Forward? Whose that? Sounds Finnish....

#1345492 Metro - LA Game Thread

Posted by ElMetrofan on 05 May 2019 - 07:04 AM

The fact that we won with 5 homegrowns and USL project says a lot, but We still looked vulnerable many times and wont be as lucky again as yesterday. The ball that Lade to Raz doesnt happens 99 times out of a hundred as the ball bounced back to him after a poor initial pass. 3rd was a beauty though. Feel like Bingham isnt that great though. DE has to be more clinical also.

#1344370 Kaku benched, his feelings hurt

Posted by ElMetrofan on 15 April 2019 - 06:22 AM

Luis: I guess that is the price you pay when you sit in the front row, right?
Jake: Wha?

Robles sounding like he works at the White House....