Dan, have you ever considered tracking RBNYII stats on this site?
Given how important it is for players like Adams, Davis, etc., I think it could be useful. It's already the best site around for the first team stats.
Edit: Whoops, names are hard.
Frankly, since I am merely a fan and a not a fancy American soccer writer, I'm going to congratulate Wright-Phillips on a well hit goal. If I was an American soccer writer, I'd claim that the recently retired Henry was wearing an invisibility cloak and carried the ball into the net for the obviously unskilled Wright-Phillips.