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#1346706 Metro - Cincinnati Game Thread

Posted by juberish on 25 May 2019 - 10:39 PM

We could not ask for better results around the East yesterday and today:

Orlando loses to LAG
Atlanta loses to RSL
Montreal loses to LAFC
Boy City draws Chicago
DC draws NE
Philly loses to Portland
Colorado currently up 2-1 on Columbus at the half

And boom just like that, we're third in the east with a game in hand on the leader

#1342943 What is Muyl good at?

Posted by juberish on 16 March 2019 - 07:01 PM

I bet $10 Muyl scores 12 goals this year.

#1338844 Attendance again

Posted by juberish on 08 January 2019 - 11:25 PM

What cities would that be?  I have been to every stadium in the East, except Orlando.  Only ATL could be considered downtown, and no one lives near it.  Plus, despite the hype, it is a crap venue.
In the West, I have been to Dallas, Houston, KC, LA Galaxy, Portland, & Seattle.  Only Houston & Portland could be considered downtown.  Again, no one lives near them.

The boost of being "downtown" isn't so much about living near it but rather overall convenience of getting there and back. So while the ATL stadium is not in a residential area, it is centrally located and the surrounding infrastructure handles the large crowds well. Just being centrally located is huge.

I've been to most of the stadiums you listed too and the ones with better attendence seem to have these more convenient locations. The Galaxy don't do that much better than us in attendance on paper (both inflated right?) and don't seem to have an enviable situation.

While I personally agree that it's NBD to ride the PATH to Harrison, it's a barrier for many. You can't strawman that away.

#1338310 2018-2019 Offseason Thread

Posted by juberish on 17 December 2018 - 11:51 AM

So are we just thoroughly conditioned to not expect that a DP signing is possible any more?

#1333535 Metro - Atlanta Game Thread

Posted by juberish on 24 September 2018 - 08:32 AM

We need to find our high press again. Where did it go? Did Jesse take it with him?


The loss of BWP is not as great as the loss of our high press. 

#1332642 Brian White promoted

Posted by juberish on 31 August 2018 - 08:10 AM

He was a lone striker. Who was ahead of him?


You expect to see some combination play with other attacking and wide players. 

#1325798 Leipzig poaching Adams

Posted by juberish on 20 May 2018 - 09:26 AM

They should just give us clauses that cover a % of future sales and bonuses if he plays X amount of games over the next two years - cover our asses both ways on the comp

#1325550 Some people have children

Posted by juberish on 15 May 2018 - 08:46 AM

Count me firmly in the camp that believes sporting events are there's no place for children anywhere, anytime that can't walk on their own yet. Maybe I'll change my mind when I have kids one day, but it just seems very impractical for yourself and for your kid.


#1324205 I still want a third DP

Posted by juberish on 22 April 2018 - 12:09 PM



i know it's like finding a magical unicorn - the right fit who works in our system\culture\locker room and satisfies a need - and we can argue a lot about what that need is, etc etc etc.


that's all valid. 


i still want one. i still miss having a leader like Henry. 



#1321321 2018 CONCACAF Champions League

Posted by juberish on 14 March 2018 - 12:00 AM

Is /s the same as jk?

Like, literally

#1320042 Felipe for Tim Parker (NOT a rumor)

Posted by juberish on 02 March 2018 - 07:28 PM


#1319488 Let's argue about Tyler Adams!

Posted by juberish on 25 February 2018 - 02:47 PM

Because I have high expectations for Adams this season? If you don't have high expectations, that means we disagree, that's it. Grow up.

How about we talk about our expectations for you this season instead. This is a decent begining but you're really falling short of the levels I know you can reach. Are you going to be able to raise your game to meet the high bar set by those who have come before you? And then will you be able to consistently perform across all threads? Only time will tell, but you have some work to do.

#1319467 Let's argue about Tyler Adams!

Posted by juberish on 25 February 2018 - 03:35 AM

This is great, we've def needed a new troll for a while now

#1318317 Cahill leaves for Asian $$$$$

Posted by juberish on 07 February 2018 - 09:45 AM

Maybe I'm just a cynical asshole, but since he was here I've felt like Cahill was just chasing paychecks and more interested in maintaining/building his brand than he was playing football. If he was just patriotic as fuck and cared a lot about Australian football, he wouldn't be leaving the A-League. Playing for the national team is his most valuable venture and offers the best sponsorship deals - so he prioritizes the national team over the clubs who pay his paychecks. I mean, the guy auctions off his goal celebrations for cryin out loud. 

#1317162 Cristian Casseres Jr signing

Posted by juberish on 20 January 2018 - 08:56 AM

Some more:

Ha looks like he just bought a cell phone!