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BREAKING NEWS: Edmundo "Edsucko" Rodriguez as well as Tabare Ramos, Rob "Flip Throw" Johnson and (He can run for) Miles Joseph will be in attendance to commemorate the 20th anniversary of "The Curse".

 

Also in attendance will be Metro greats Jordan "?" Cila, Steve "Bleeds the Colors" Jolley, Seth "One Shoe" Stammler, Mark "Cockroach" Lisi and The Staten Island Ronaldo.

 

Get there early so as not to miss any of the depressing memories!


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nice. 



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No Byron Alvarez? The suckage is incomplete
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A Marco Etcheverry special guest appearance would be something...

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To complete the suckage they could give away 20,000 seat cushions, Andrew Shue could come on as a late game sub for Orlando, score the winning goal, and we would have the pleasure to watching RB front office folks clear the field of 20,000 said seat cushions.



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As an FYI, Edmundo Rodriguez never showed up.


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As an FYI, Edmundo Rodriguez never showed up.


He never showed up in 1996 either.
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