BREAKING NEWS: Edmundo "Edsucko" Rodriguez as well as Tabare Ramos, Rob "Flip Throw" Johnson and (He can run for) Miles Joseph will be in attendance to commemorate the 20th anniversary of "The Curse".
Also in attendance will be Metro greats Jordan "?" Cila, Steve "Bleeds the Colors" Jolley, Seth "One Shoe" Stammler, Mark "Cockroach" Lisi and The Staten Island Ronaldo.
Get there early so as not to miss any of the depressing memories!
"They better keep playing that RB Arena update because that unbuilt stadium is the only positive thing about this soft-drink-selling, coached-by-a-dumbass, trading-good-players-for-shit, hopeless, retarded, club." - MetroFanatic
"It was always six weeks away. Every month, [Nick Sakiewicz] would say, we're six weeks away from the stadium. It's been the longest six weeks of my life." - Mike Petke
"I think every country can learn everything about each other. If the whole world can be together, it can be good." - Mathias Jorgensen
"I want to give you lots of titles for your happiness. Lots of hugs.” - Fabio