2006 LARS Roll Call
#16
Posted 16 April 2006 - 06:00 PM
LARS Name: L.A. Brigade
Real Name: Herb
What you like to be called: Herb
Current home town: Los Angeles (Koreatown)
Job?: U.S. Marine
When did you join LARS: US Open Cup Game vs shitvas.
Favorite LARS moment: Pitch Invasion at MLS Cup final 2005.
Chicago Trips: Not yet, but hope to be bashing heads there in 07'.
San Jose Trips: Never happened.
MLS Cup 05?: Best trip ever!!! Flew over on the unofficial LARS Americawest flight. Roomed with Fokker upon arrival in Frisco after 2,758 tollbooths. Jacked brew from the inferno and then proceeded to get faded with LARS on the other end of the parking lot before the game. Nearly picked a fight with Allen Hopkins during halftime of the game. Almost killed myself while celebrating Pando's goal by jumping on top of the seats while waving my shirt in the air (I think Jamesy started that.) Invaded the pitch with the crew, an MLS first for supporters groups. Missing the flight home with Robert the Bruce and crashing at a Motel 6 for the night. Oh yeah, my fiancee was 6 mont6hs pregnant throughout the whole trip.
Favorite L.A. Player: Of all time Cienfuegos. The little giant was simply brilliant. Current, has to be Cobi...he's the franchise and for everything he's meant to U.S. Soccer.
Favorite player: Maradona.
Who else do you support?: Boca Juniors, Manchester City and Villareal.
Do you play soccer?: Whenever possible. I'm currently on my base team and will be playing the National team of Djibouti in their national stadium in a couple of weeks.
Favorite beer?: Heineken. Found everywhere in the world. Scored some tall cans in Iraq after a firefight during the invasion. By far the most surreal moment of the war.
#17
Posted 17 April 2006 - 02:29 AM
Real Name: cj herrera (no period)
What you like to be called: cj, chris, christopher, my liege
Current home town: Oakland
Job?: Minister of Information at a nonprofit organization teetering on world domination.
When did you join LARS: I've only had the honor of standing with LARS twice -- at recent SJ matches. I'm still waiting to get to the HDC and stand in the actual 138 for a match.
Favorite LARS moment: "There's No Santa!"
Chicago Trips: I was the best man at my friend's wedding in Decatur, Illinois, in 1986, for which I flew into Chicago. Goddam was it hot. Oh...is that not what you meant?
San Jose Trips: Well, trips from Oakland. Not so tough.
MLS Cup 05?: Loved it on the telly.
Favorite L.A. Player, Currently -- Marshall, although as someone who was vehemently and vocally against the Donovan transfer originally, I'm becoming convinced;
Favorite L.A. Player, All time -- Robin Fraser, Mauricio, Cap'n Dan
Favorite player: Kasey Fucking Keller; Roberto Baggio; Paolo Maldini
Who else do you support?: US, Italia -- in that order. And, no, I don't want to talk about Goddamned Group E.
Do you play soccer?: Not since my second child was born this year.
Favorite beer?: Sam Adams, Brothers, Chimay, Boddington's
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#18
Posted 17 April 2006 - 05:06 PM
Real Name: Doug
What you like to be called: Doug
Current home town: Van Nuys, CA
Job?: Enterprise System Administrator
When did you join LARS: message board 9/05, yet to attend a game in 138
Favorite LARS moment: though i was in sec 132, i enjoyed the blow-up dolls
Chicago Trips: 0
San Jose Trips: 0
MLS Cup 05?: nope
Favorite L.A. Player: LD/Albright
Favorite player: don't really have a favorite . . . just enjoy watching good soccer
Who else do you support?: Cruz Azul, USMNT, Man City, USC (yea i know, no soccer team; thanks title IX)
Who do i hate? Chivas, America, the Mexican national team, and any soccer player that takes frequent dives.
Do you play soccer?: nope, just a fan; played american football growing up
Favorite beer?: depends . . . . when in mexico tecate light, in the US usually something simple bud select, miller lite, etc. but i also enjoy a good stout on a cool day. truth be known, will drink whatever beer is flowing. TEQUILA!
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#19
Posted 18 April 2006 - 12:11 PM
Real Name: peter
What you like to be called: peter or pete
Current home town: placentia, ca
Job?: programmer (web/sql)
When did you join LARS: a little over a year ago.
Favorite LARS moment: open cup, taunting guzan
Chicago Trips: 0
San Jose Trips: 0
MLS Cup 05?: saw it from the comfort of my sofa
Favorite L.A. Player: past: calif or lalas, current: herc or albright
Favorite player: hard to say
Who else do you support?: usmnt
Do you play soccer?: no, i would like to though...
Favorite beer?: fat tire, newcastle, high life... i would really like to try some beers from the ska brewing company... can't find them around here though.
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#20
Posted 21 April 2006 - 01:52 AM
Real Name: Eddie Corletto
What you like to be called: Eddie, I guess.....
Current home town: Palmdale, CA
Job?: Mortgage loan broker/Developer
When did you join LARS?: Ops, I did not know you had to join
Favorite LARS moment: Pitch invasion in '05 final!!
chivas cagadas games and best of all, when the team was born and introduced in front of the rose bowl (I have a couple of pics of that afternoon including Andrew Shue's )........
Favorite LA player: Cien and Cobi, El tanque Urtado, and Danny in the middle....
Favorite players: El principe Francescoli (from Uruguay) and of course, Maradona!
Who else do you support?: Non other than the USA and Boca Jrs.
Favorite beer?: Heineken, burppp! did I spilled it corectli,,,,,,,
Push it to the limit?: Galaxy related, driving through hicks country (Dallas) wasted to my a$$ and the pitch invasion (considering that I could of gotten arrested). To Frisco's finest !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#21
Posted 23 April 2006 - 11:35 AM
Real Name: ADAM
What you like to be called: Adam
Current home town: La Mirada, CA
Job?: Claim Service Specialist (fancy name for checking reports and making people do their job)
When did you join LARS: At the '40 in 2004 Was watching a road game and I just started talking to Fern.
Favorite LARS moment: Oh man, the Blow-up dolls rocked and the Open Cup behind Guzan... Also, the expression on my two cousins faces and my friends girlfriends face when I went nuts and started running around in a circle after the game with the rest of LARS! That was priceless.
Chicago Trips: 0
San Jose Trips: 0
MLS Cup 05?: Still POed I didnt go...
Favorite L.A. Player: Gato, Cobi, & Cien.
Favorite player: Tafarel is the player who single handedly inspired me to play goal. I also like Keller, Ronaldino, Zidane, C. Ronaldo, Figo, also, I know he's a goat, but I like GUZAN. the kids got potential - I just wish he'd change his colors!
Least Fav. Player: the Mexican National Team, Blanco in particular...
Who else do you support?: US Nats, Man. U., Barcelona, Roma, Boca Juniors, B&G FC, La Mirada AYSO,
Fav. Beer: I love me some Smithwicks!! Its like the love child of Guinness and New Castle. If you have not tried it, I HIGHLY recomend it!! Kinda tough to come by though...
Do you play soccer?: YES. I play keeper for Juventus of the Carson Adult Soccer League - Defending Champs, and going for the double this year! I also try to make it out to B&G during AYSO off season.
#22
Posted 23 April 2006 - 03:50 PM
Real Name: Jessy
What you like to be called: Bad Motha Fucka
Current home town: Santa Ana
Job?: Jobs are for putos
When did you join LARS: Last night (LA vs. Columbus)
Favorite LARS moment: Galaxy at Chivas 2006
Best Trip of My Life: US vs. Mex... Columbus, OH
Favorite L.A. Player: Hartman... I have a thing for keepers
Favorite player: Keller, Henry, Beasley, Onyewu, Ronaldinho
Who else do you support?: USMNT, Arsenal, Barca, SAC Women
Do you play soccer?: No, but I could... and I'd kick your ass too
#23
Posted 23 April 2006 - 06:30 PM
#24
Posted 23 April 2006 - 06:44 PM
Only on the inside.Welcome to our hell. Nice pic, that's not you is it ?
For those of you who go to the B&G games, I've been to the last 3 on the sidelines.
#25
Posted 26 April 2006 - 11:11 PM
Met lots of new people before I went south, last weekend. Feel free to tell us why You like this exceptional team and how you found yourself in this ship of fools...
#26
Posted 27 April 2006 - 02:10 AM
I'm mildly retarded^
Met lots of new people before I went south, last weekend. Feel free to tell us why You like this exceptional team and how you found yourself in this ship of fools...
#27
Posted 27 April 2006 - 03:59 PM
Real Name: Kevin
What you like to be called: Kev, KJ, baldy, Lex Luthor, Hey you.
Current home town: Torrance
Job?: Auto biz
When did you join LARS: recently
Favorite LARS moment: Looking down from Sec 231 and seeing someone from LARS shocking the fans by sodomizing a Goat Pinata with a bang stick at the Clasico in 05.
Chicago Trips: USMNT vs England Memorial Day 05 at Soldier UFO field
San Jose Trips: Nope.
MLS Cup 05?: rocked my world (from home)
Favorite L.A. Player: Chris Albright
Favorite player: Abby Wambach (it’s true)
Who else do you support?:
Die hard: USMNT, USWNT, Cal Bears…
Follow with interest: Nissan Yokohama F-Marinos, Ireland, S. Korea
Do you play soccer?: yes, but my little sister is better than me. I was a midfielder but have moved into the defense of late.
Favorite beer?: Why yes, it is. I like the British (Boddington-the Cream of Manchester, Bass, Newcastle) and Irish (Guiness, Harp, or Murphy’s when I’m around the bhoys from Cork) and the local microbrew (usually). I rarely pass up Anchor Steam when on draft.
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I'm not smart enough to figure out how, but if you've seen one tall bald white guy with a scraggly beard, you've really seen them all.
-H. L. Mencken
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#28
Posted 27 April 2006 - 05:21 PM
That was Jamesey & IamthatIam.Favorite LARS moment: Looking down from Sec 231 and seeing someone from LARS shocking the fans by sodomizing a Goat Pinata with a bang stick at the Clasico in 05.
One was holding the goat, the other was sodomizing it with a bang stick. I don't know which one started it, but one of them started it down low on the seat, and the other thought it was a good idea and held it up high.
I was standing right next to them. S. Bones was right behind us.
Me: How are we going to top that?
S. Bones: We can't possibly sink any lower.
Then security comes:
Security: Give me that goat.
Jamesey: We have permission to bring it in the stadium
Security: You are performing lewd acts with it
Jamesey: We have permission to bring it in the stadium
Security: Give me that goat.
Jamesey: We have permission.
Security: Do you have permission to perform lewd acts with it?
He almost looked like he was going to say yes, but after a staring contest, he gave him the goat. Somehow we got it back later. I guess nobody wanted a defiled goat.
#29
Posted 27 April 2006 - 05:40 PM
#30
Posted 27 April 2006 - 05:48 PM
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