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#376 El Mon

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 07:10 PM

Dear El Mon,

In all honesty, what is the problem with the Galaxy and do you see a solution


- angry fan


Sorry I didn't get to this earlier. The Galaxy just needed to find their mojo which from the looks of it they might have found it. San Jose will be another good test to show us exactly where we are.

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 07:14 PM

Dear El Mon,

Is it dangerous to drink Irish Car Bombs on the bus to Palo Alto?

Sincerely,
Officer Jack Traven


Dear Jack,

Considering the length of the bus ride this could be very dangerous. If i were you I wouldn't start doing those car bombs until we got there. Don't forget to hydrate while you booze on the bus this is key to a day long booze fest.

Cheers :cheers:

El Mon

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 07:18 PM

Dear El Mon,

Are you going to spank me like Christian Grey on the booze bus on Saturday?

Regards,
50 Shades Addict


Dear 50 shades Addict,

Christian strikes me as a whips and chains kinds of guy. I prefer the thought of my hand print on the bottom of what I am spanking but, I am open to requests.

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 07:22 PM

Dear Jack,

Considering the length of the bus ride this could be very dangerous. If i were you I wouldn't start doing those car bombs until we got there. Don't forget to hydrate while you booze on the bus this is key to a day long booze fest.

Cheers :cheers:

El Mon


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Posted 25 June 2012 - 11:25 PM

Dear El Mon,

Will the world ever discover what you were laughing about hysterically at dinner yesterday?

-Sleepless in North Long Beach

#381 The Manwich

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Posted 28 June 2012 - 06:31 PM

The same reason why contrarians like anything because its not part of the masses. It is something they like to think they and a select few "get" so the masses don't know any better.

El Mon, wouldn't you call this being a hipster?

#382 El Mon

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Posted 29 June 2012 - 01:45 AM

El Mon, wouldn't you call this being a hipster?


Hipsters think they are the contrarians in their style and music and so did the hippies but, honestly the are now a huge group along with their "bro" opposites.

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Posted 29 June 2012 - 01:46 AM

Dear El Mon,

Will the world ever discover what you were laughing about hysterically at dinner yesterday?

-Sleepless in North Long Beach


Sleepless,

Somethings are better left a mystery. So the answer will be probably not.

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 09:29 PM

Dear El Mon,

I have a hot older co-worker that seems to dig me, but her daughter is hot too, and is even more flirty. Should I go for the one that's about 10 years older than me or the one that's about 10 years younger than me?

Sincerely,

Ageless

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 11:56 AM

Dear El Mon,

I have a hot older co-worker that seems to dig me, but her daughter is hot too, and is even more flirty. Should I go for the one that's about 10 years older than me or the one that's about 10 years younger than me?

Sincerely,

Ageless


Dear Ageless,

This is a tough call. I would go for the one that gives off the best indicators of interest. Go for the one that offers the path of least resistance. Good luck

#386 Zero Cool

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Posted 26 September 2012 - 08:33 PM

Dear El Mon,

Can Stephen Hawking cum?

Respectfully,
Sleepless on Saturn
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Posted 01 October 2012 - 02:04 PM

Dear El Mon,

Best methods to cure a hangover?

-Hurting in Huntington Park

#388 El Mon

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Posted 19 October 2012 - 01:53 PM

Dear El Mon,

Can Stephen Hawking cum?

Respectfully,
Sleepless on Saturn


Though I haven't asked him personally I would say the answer is no. People with ALS have a hard time doing pretty menial tasks such as eating and breathing.

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Posted 19 October 2012 - 01:59 PM

Dear El Mon,

Best methods to cure a hangover?

-Hurting in Huntington Park


I've been trying to find the best way to do this for years. Some of the best ways to help cure the hangover is to drink copious amounts of water/Gatorade before bed. Try and get as much rest as possible and continue to replace those lost fluids with water. This will prevent the headache. You will also want a nice hardy meal to make you feel better. If possible a nice light beer will help to ease the suffering by helping your body come down a bit slower.

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Posted 19 October 2012 - 03:21 PM

Dear El Mon,

What is your take on the alleged "slow death" of the RS boards?

Cordially,

Jack Wolfskin

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