#1
Posted 04 February 2023 - 06:08 AM

#2
Posted 04 February 2023 - 08:16 AM

#3
Posted 04 February 2023 - 10:02 AM

We go to at least the semis of the USOpen Cup.
We go to at least the semis of MLS Cup.
We get to the quarters of Leagues Cup.
GD will be +15 or more
GF will be 59+
GA will be ~36
2nd in East.
Sweep of DC United.
1 W and 1 T vs NYCFC
2 T vs PHI
Feel free to hold me to these bold predictions.
RIP Guillermo Romulo, Alexander Francis Orig, Celenio Eleazar, and my Mom, Resurreccion Eleazar.
RIP Cesar Castello, Mike Vallo, Glenn Stampiglia, Bob Paquette, and Warren Lee
#4
Posted 04 February 2023 - 10:31 AM

#5
Posted 04 February 2023 - 10:51 AM

Bradley Wright-Phillips "I prefer it at Red Bull Arena, but it was OK. I could imagine it being good for a baseball crowd.
#6
Posted 04 February 2023 - 11:20 AM

[All comps] Vanzeir had 15g 10a in 36gms/~3000' in 21-22. 12g 2a in 28g/~2200' from mid 2022 through Jan 2023.
A goal/assist in ~133' since mid 2022. A goal every ~192' since mid 2022. I have more hope this season than in yrs past, when the team was solely relying on being a purely defensive unit, 5 in the back, etc.
RIP Guillermo Romulo, Alexander Francis Orig, Celenio Eleazar, and my Mom, Resurreccion Eleazar.
RIP Cesar Castello, Mike Vallo, Glenn Stampiglia, Bob Paquette, and Warren Lee
#7
Posted 04 February 2023 - 07:28 PM

Not bold: Despite this, Barlow will still be awful.
@CurseofCaricola
#8
Posted 04 February 2023 - 09:36 PM

#9
Posted 05 February 2023 - 04:43 PM

Struber is let go next offseason.
If you scan YouTube looking for Bradley Wright-Phillips, youll find numerous goal compilations, a few interviews and, eventually, an excerpt from the grime mixtape series Lord of the Mics.
#10
Posted 05 February 2023 - 06:54 PM

Three 9 goal or more scorers in MLS regular season play (which i dont think has happened since 2015)?
#11
Posted 06 February 2023 - 09:48 AM

Vanzier tears his ACL early, we squeak into the playoffs and lose in the first round.
OK, maybe that's not so bold.
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth." - Iron Mike
Bitch covered my plaid?
The sorrow inside me grows.
I need my plaid pitch.
"It goes without saying that when things don't go your way they just don't go your way. " - JCO
"He can't kick with his left foot, he can't tackle, he can't head the ball and he doesn't score many goals. Apart from that, he's all right.”
George Best, on David Beckham
#12
Posted 06 February 2023 - 10:37 AM

Struber is let go next offseason.
and Marsch returns?!?
#13
Posted 06 February 2023 - 12:54 PM

We squeak into the playoffs for the 14th time and get booted out quick.
--- Red Bulls & NY Jets will win a championship after my lifetime so kill me now. ---
#14
Posted 06 February 2023 - 01:28 PM

We win the Quad
#15
Posted 06 February 2023 - 01:45 PM

We squeak into the playoffs for the 14th time and get booted out quick.
This is the "Bold Predictions" thread, not the "Inevitable Outcomes" thread.
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