I can only add to this fine list, the peri-rectal, MRSA infected, purulent draining abscesses that broker tickets in the SW on stubhub, especially the one who sells the two seats right next to me. The unlucky couple showed up 15 minutes into the game looking shell shocked at the mass of boisterous, standing people singing, and cursing. "excuse me, I think those are our seats" the mumbled. They left shortly there after they realized everyone was staring at them like they just farted at a wedding.
When was this and which section did they sit in?