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#1 Gen'Buck'Turgidson

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Posted 12 December 2007 - 11:15 PM

I amused myself making fun of LARS on Stopper's Freezer sale thread before, so I thought I'd open myself up for same.

I suggest using this thread as a place to offer anything for your fellow LARS.
I also suggest replies be made only by PM to keep it organized.

Just a suggestion, but do wutchyalike.

I'll start. See below.




I have a service to offer:
Without mentioning any names, I work in the Parts & Service Division of a well known Japanese automaker[Posted Image].
I have been asked several times by LARS members whether or not I can get them a discount.
I can.
Eight lucky people a year can buy a new car at a good discount.
For 2007, I've already used up 6 of those slots, and 2008 is right around the corner. Unfortunately, I get bupkus for doing this.

Here's how the pricing works:

Dealer invoice
Minus VPP discount (Nissan 2.87% : Infiniti 1.65%)
Plus dealer added options, Security Plus, Infiniti Extended Protection Plan, etc.
Plus 2.5% delivery fee of dealer invoice after VPP discount has been subtracted
Plus destination and handling charge
Minus applicable incentives
Equals participant's purchase price



This isn't an endorsement, but I did it for KC Chief's and former Cal Tight End Tony Gonzalez's cousin, who was my wife's co-worker's brother-in-law...I'll be glad to do it for a fellow LARSer rather than usual wife's coworker's brother's friend.

PM me if you want it.
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Posted 13 December 2007 - 05:24 PM

I have a very close connection to a catering company.

If LARS ever has a pre-season meeting/barbeque I can provide sandwiches and other cold cult treats for cheap.

I'm talking 50-75% off the total bill.

Great idea of this thread Buck, even though must of the members here are classified under the "scavengers and cheepo's" category.

#3 franknstein

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 05:31 PM

If anyone's ever at the Antelope Valley Mall, drop by the Dairy Queen/Orange Julius and I might just give you some ice cream or a Julius. But what would anyone be doing in the Antelope Valley right?
Cuz, man, have you seen the women in Liverpool? Sea scags, man.- Calexico

#4 The Sign Guy

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 05:52 PM

For those ever shopping at Albertsons, when they ask for your Albertsons preferred card, ask to type in a phone number. When typing in a number, use my store director's number, 714 740 2660 and you should get 5 percent off your entire order
The picture is of the greatest city in the USA- LOS ANGELES!

We are 137!! LAG till I die

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Oh well 1/4 and 3 division titles and 2 conference championships, looking good

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#5 ESCO

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 07:06 PM

For those ever shopping at Albertsons, when they ask for your Albertsons preferred card, ask to type in a phone number. When typing in a number, use my store director's number, 714 740 2660 and you should get 5 percent off your entire order


Does this work with the purchase of adult beverages?

#6 LOBO 13

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 07:11 PM

For those ever shopping at Albertsons, when they ask for your Albertsons preferred card, ask to type in a phone number. When typing in a number, use my store director's number, 714 740 2660 and you should get 5 percent off your entire order



Does this work with the purchase of adult beverages?



That is one damn good question....

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#7 franknstein

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 07:17 PM

For those ever shopping at Albertsons, when they ask for your Albertsons preferred card, ask to type in a phone number. When typing in a number, use my store director's number, 714 740 2660 and you should get 5 percent off your entire order


That's fucking awesome, thanks :cheers:
Cuz, man, have you seen the women in Liverpool? Sea scags, man.- Calexico

#8 The Sign Guy

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 07:36 PM

Unfortunately it doesn't work on adult beverages or dairy products or cigarettes, but everything else it works for
The picture is of the greatest city in the USA- LOS ANGELES!

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#9 stopper

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 09:28 PM

I still have that freezer.....

#10 S.Bones

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 10:26 PM

I got nuthin'

If anyone wants to buy me lunch, I'm always up for that. Oh, and if you need to transliterate Assyrian era Akkadian, I can give that a go.

#11 Jeremy aka super jew price

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 10:37 PM

If anyone is opening a business or has a existing business I work at a merchant bank that sets up business's to accept credit cards, checks and gift cards.
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#12 MisterA in the 626

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Posted 14 December 2007 - 12:16 AM

I got nuthin'

If anyone wants to buy me lunch, I'm always up for that. Oh, and if you need to transliterate Assyrian era Akkadian, I can give that a go.

Kinda in the same boat unless someone has (or is) a high-school age student struggling with history, civics or economics.

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Posted 14 December 2007 - 03:10 AM

aww man too bad you dont work for Toyota! So how much would the new GTR cost with your discount?

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Posted 14 December 2007 - 03:49 AM

um. i can get an employee discount for nike products... 40% of to be exact...

#15 The Sign Guy

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Posted 14 December 2007 - 04:53 AM

um. i can get an employee discount for nike products... 40% of to be exact...

Arsenal apparell? I need that 3rd international kit.
The picture is of the greatest city in the USA- LOS ANGELES!

We are 137!! LAG till I die

2009 Champs: Lakers, Angels, Galaxy , Kings
Oh well 1/4 and 3 division titles and 2 conference championships, looking good

2010 Champs: Lakers, Angels, Galaxy, Kings




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