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#1435733 The Fire Lesesne Thread

Posted by ElMetrofan on 10 September 2023 - 12:37 PM in MetroFanatic.com

Two plays from the Philly game that sum up LesesneBall (better name tbd). Some impressive build-up through the midfield and some loud brainfarts the moment they enter the final third.
 
Play 1
 
Play 2


Aside from the lack of strikers connecting on the final third, those were probably the best 10 minutes the team were leading to the 1st goal before shitting the bed.



#1435732 The season is lost

Posted by ElMetrofan on 10 September 2023 - 12:33 PM in MetroFanatic.com

Why do people keep hating Coronel? Yeah, he costs us a few points at the beginning of the season, but hes the least of our problems.



#1435731 Red Bull is incompetent

Posted by ElMetrofan on 10 September 2023 - 12:31 PM in MetroFanatic.com

considering the price of real estate in Manhattan and certain parts of queens and brooklyn, I am pretty sure there are a few uber rich people in the city.


The problem with that logic is that most billionaires dont live of income/liquidity. They have assets and simply live of loans against them. Although say 1.5 billion for RB is chump change for some.



#1435558 Finishing position

Posted by ElMetrofan on 05 September 2023 - 07:55 AM in MetroFanatic.com

Last perhaps in the Eastern Conference. The Crapids take the honor of dead last in the league, even with RedBulls ineptitude this season.

I saw highlights of one their CCL games vs some Mexican team, they are horrible. Make us look competent. 




#1435557 The Fire Lesesne Thread

Posted by ElMetrofan on 05 September 2023 - 07:52 AM in MetroFanatic.com

6-0-0 with Salzburg. 16 goals for, 2 allowed.

Holy shit. Barlow should get transferred over to Salzburg. Seems coaches see something in him after all.




#1435556 The season is lost

Posted by ElMetrofan on 05 September 2023 - 07:51 AM in MetroFanatic.com

So Barlow is still on contract next year?




#1435517 Will Barlow play in every game?

Posted by ElMetrofan on 04 September 2023 - 07:38 AM in MetroFanatic.com

I've said this a few times already so I'll try to stop beating the dead horse, but this is more on the manager at this point. The roster isn't good and that's on the FO, but Lesesne keeps writing Barlow's name in the starting lineup for some reason when literally any other player on the roster would be an improvement.

I would rather go with six defenders if meant Barlow doesn't play.




#1435516 Metro - Worms Game Thread

Posted by ElMetrofan on 04 September 2023 - 07:35 AM in MetroFanatic.com


Mario Gomez is 38. Sign him and play him over Barlow.

Speaking of old players. How long can Bedoya last? Seems like we can't even beat a team with a player who can even play 90. I remember back in '19 when the Worms eliminated the Pink Cows, dude was cramping so bad cause he had to play 120 minutes.




#1435515 Metro - Worms Game Thread

Posted by ElMetrofan on 04 September 2023 - 07:32 AM in MetroFanatic.com

Seems the guy was here last year...https://twitter.com/...0679891980?s=20

 

must be embarrassed.




#1435514 2023 Jersey is "different"

Posted by ElMetrofan on 04 September 2023 - 07:27 AM in MetroFanatic.com

Burn these jerseys...along with the rest of the team.




#1435477 Metro - Worms Game Thread

Posted by ElMetrofan on 03 September 2023 - 08:37 PM in MetroFanatic.com

Its going to take years to to fix this team.



#1435440 Metro - Worms Game Thread

Posted by ElMetrofan on 03 September 2023 - 07:47 PM in MetroFanatic.com

Burn this t am to the ground. Including RBA



#1434844 Metro - Miami Game Thread

Posted by ElMetrofan on 26 August 2023 - 06:11 PM in MetroFanatic.com

FYI kids 11 and six staying up 1:30 am just for this game. The hype is real.



#1434837 Metro - Miami Game Thread

Posted by ElMetrofan on 26 August 2023 - 05:50 PM in MetroFanatic.com

Wimps.



#1434725 Metro - Miami Game Thread

Posted by ElMetrofan on 24 August 2023 - 07:52 AM in MetroFanatic.com

Which treble? They won Leagues Cup. Most likely win US Open Cup. That should be it. Miami is 14 points out of a playoff spot with 12 matches to play.

They have 12 games left which is 36 points up for grabs. Did you read about the guy who bet 20 euros for a return of like 3500 euros for some bet that Miami would win leagues cup and he be the top scorer? 

 

I wonder if he's making a similar bet.




#1434695 Metro - Miami Game Thread

Posted by ElMetrofan on 23 August 2023 - 01:35 PM in MetroFanatic.com

Degrandpe almost hurts his brain:

https://www.roi-nj.c...etlife-stadium/



#1434648 What kind of budget do we have for the summer?

Posted by ElMetrofan on 22 August 2023 - 09:54 AM in MetroFanatic.com

I just got a closed beta for FC24, holy shit. EA doesnt give MLS any love. Edelman is fucking rated 59 for fucks sake and our new loan players arent even on the roster yet.

Guess gotta wait another to see our so called reinforcements.



#1434595 Red Bull is incompetent

Posted by ElMetrofan on 21 August 2023 - 10:27 AM in MetroFanatic.com

Nothing like winning the intrinsic support of new fans of a sold out crowd only to reward them with some being stuck in a parking lot for an hour.

I havent been to a game in years since Ive been overseas, but when when did they stop those shuttles?

I just looked at the at RBs site for Matchday, and noticed there are no more shuttles? Can someone confirm this? I figured they had ample time to at least make them a available for this match and promoted this on their front page. If this is the case, add this to the list of failures of this franchise.



#1434524 Metro - Miami Game Thread

Posted by ElMetrofan on 20 August 2023 - 11:02 AM in MetroFanatic.com

Guy walks like the whole game - practically golf pace out there 😜


Very true, where can to see the stats of players total distance run? For example, they had on that TV Alex Muyl had run over 6 miles by the 80th minute mark.



#1434515 Metro - Miami Game Thread

Posted by ElMetrofan on 20 August 2023 - 08:49 AM in MetroFanatic.com

Does Messi even play against us? Especially if he wins Wednesday?


Messi will go for the treble. He isnt slipping a game. Hes probably got a team of Thai masseuses at his disposal for recovery 😉



#1434484 Metro - DC Scum Game Thread

Posted by ElMetrofan on 19 August 2023 - 04:09 AM in MetroFanatic.com

Morgan is injured again? off of what? 


He got injured taking that PK.



#1434483 Random Player Name Thread 2023

Posted by ElMetrofan on 19 August 2023 - 04:07 AM in MetroFanatic.com

Is this possibly the worst mid-season transfer window ever?



#1434466 Red Bull is incompetent

Posted by ElMetrofan on 17 August 2023 - 02:51 PM in MetroFanatic.com

Holy shit, in America it seems you can sue anybody or company pretty easy if you try a little.



#1434435 Random Player Name Thread 2023

Posted by ElMetrofan on 16 August 2023 - 04:27 PM in MetroFanatic.com

32 year old Antoine Griezemann wants to play in MLS, although it sounds like he's not quite ready to come here yet:
 
"I've always said it," Griezmann said. "My target is to end up there, with everything that I like about American sports, playing in MLS and enjoying myself, being able to win things and be at my best level.
"First I want to make history here and win trophies at Atleti. After that we'll see... I think the arrival of Leo [Messi], 'Busi' [Sergio Busquets] and Jordi [Alba] is good for the league. That and signing younger players, especially from South America, it's the best thing the league can do."
 
https://www.espn.com...ionel-messi-mls
 
Maybe this Messi frenzy will wake Red Bull up to the potential of bringing in a real star player, and they will open the checkbook for Griezemann like MIami/Apple/adidas did for Messi.

Red Bull will eat a crow before signing any elite players. We need a Henryesque type of player.

Honestly, Id be happy if RB sold to an owner who cared and had a face.



#1434314 What kind of budget do we have for the summer?

Posted by ElMetrofan on 15 August 2023 - 02:43 AM in MetroFanatic.com

My point exactly. But, can we?

No one.


If gangs in the US were soccer fans Id imagine this would be a thing. The most youll see here is people bitch and moan on Twitter and boards.