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They aren't clicking.

But a bunch of us were saying that last yr. And then they performed well the rest of the season.

RIP Guillermo Romulo, Alexander Francis Orig and Celenio Eleazar.

 

RIP Cesar Castello, Mike Vallo, Glenn Stampiglia, Bob Paquette, and Warren Lee

 

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Marshall looked like he was the player he was supposed to be. Commanded the air near the C'Bus penalty area. Marked Luciano Emilio tight. He was invisible. Moreno too.

Schelloto is class and I'm still jealous and wondering why he's there instead of here. :(

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He's pretty typical of Argentine second division defenders. Just remember that when we sign Imhoff to a contract and JCO promises he'll knock our socks off.

This is why it's absurd to get excited over these off-season acquisitions*. The track record of them panning out is... well... worse than some DC supporters seem to think.

On the other hand, it's early in the season, and DC started pretty shitty last year too. Although... to lose 4:0 to Salt Lake and then at home to Columbus... Here's hoping.

*But are shitty off-season acquisitions worse than no off-season acquisitions?
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They started the same way last season so dunno, but not a good sign then again we didn't go errrr 4-0 sooo maybe change in fortunes, but dunno yet.


Not exactly. Here's DC's results from last year.

They did start the season 0-3.

2-1 loss @ Colorado
4-2 loss home to KC. (Johnson scored 2 or 3 goals that game and dominated).
1-0 loss @ Columbus

This year:

2-0 loss @ KC
4-1 win over TFC
4-0 loss @ RSL
2-1 loss to Columbus

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I see what you are saying, but this years results are worse. A horrible beating at RSL and a loss at home to Columbus. And they were outplayed in both games.

Their defense is complete crap. And Gallardo is a nice player, but I don't think he'll have the impact his salary dictates. He's no Blanco.

"Obviously, I want to make a living (in soccer), to say the least," he said. "There's so much you can accomplish in the soccer world, and right now I'm focused on having a good season with the Red Bulls. Ultimately, our goal is to win the MLS Cup, and I see no reason why we can't." - #4 Tyler Adams


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Shit brews shit they remind me of Arsenal they just melt down bad heres for that all year.

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Schelloto is class and I'm still jealous and wondering why he's there instead of here. :(


Someone in the "know" up in Foxboro told me New England had first dibs at Scheletto and passed on him. Now imagine that midfield with Ralston on the left, Shalrie in the pocket, and GBS feeding ex-wife gets half for goal after goal.

We're lucky he's in Columbus...

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They aren't clicking.

But a bunch of us were saying that last yr. And then they performed well the rest of the season.

Ironically they turned it around after thumping NY at home in mid June.

Hey, what do you know. 6/14, NY @ DC.

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Ironically they turned it around after thumping NY at home in mid June.

Hey, what do you know. 6/14, NY @ DC.


I know, don't remind me.

RIP Guillermo Romulo, Alexander Francis Orig and Celenio Eleazar.

 

RIP Cesar Castello, Mike Vallo, Glenn Stampiglia, Bob Paquette, and Warren Lee

 

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I always love when they lose in front of all those supporters.

Each game afterwards you can really see a difference in their attendence.

But remember, this year their tagline is "This is OUR HOUSE"

Morons.

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*But are shitty off-season acquisitions worse than no off-season acquisitions?

Yes, yes they are.

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*But are shitty off-season acquisitions worse than no off-season acquisitions?



When it comes to Metro, I think they're one in the same. :)

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Eastern Standings, 4/19/08

5. New York 1W 1D 1L 3GP 4P
6. DC United 1W 0D 3L 4GP 3P
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DC beating RSL in a Baldomero Toledo special: two penalties, both questionable.

Fuckers.
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FUUUUCK DC UNITED
FUUUUCK DC UNITED

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Olsen prognosis "grim," per Steven Goff on his blog.

BWAH HAH HAH. If I never have to see his whining, diving, bitching and cheating on a soccer field again, this season is a success.
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