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http://bit.do/300PagePlan

 

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http://bit.do/300PagePlan

 

Enjoy.

Epic.  Wow.  Have the movie rights been optioned?


"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth." - Iron Mike

 

Bitch covered my plaid?
The sorrow inside me grows.
I need my plaid pitch.

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"He can't kick with his left foot, he can't tackle, he can't head the ball and he doesn't score many goals. Apart from that, he's all right.”
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It's going to take me some time, to wade through this awesome plan and begin to attempt to try to understand its intricacies.


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This actually gave me a much needed laugh this morning. Appreciate the hard work putting this together.


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Had to stop around page 200... the "Others on Marc de Grandpre" section kept making me half-vomit.  


"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth." - Iron Mike

 

Bitch covered my plaid?
The sorrow inside me grows.
I need my plaid pitch.

"It goes without saying that when things don't go your way they just don't go your way. " - JCO

"He can't kick with his left foot, he can't tackle, he can't head the ball and he doesn't score many goals. Apart from that, he's all right.”
George Best, on David Beckham


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My favorite question:  On what page do the equations start?


"I have been offered a lot for my work....but never everything." - Chris Adams

(earliest known reference to the principle of diminishing marginal utility of wealth).


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Had to stop around page 200... the "Others on Marc de Grandpre" section kept making me half-vomit.  

Those are actually real quotes.


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My favorite question:  On what page do the equations start?

No equations, but a whole section devoted to analytics!


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I stopped around page 45. I was getting emotional.

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Those are actually real quotes.

Frighteningly real.


"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth." - Iron Mike

 

Bitch covered my plaid?
The sorrow inside me grows.
I need my plaid pitch.

"It goes without saying that when things don't go your way they just don't go your way. " - JCO

"He can't kick with his left foot, he can't tackle, he can't head the ball and he doesn't score many goals. Apart from that, he's all right.”
George Best, on David Beckham


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I stopped around page 45. I was getting emotional.

Then you missed Ali's evaluation of our entire roster, player-by-player and coach-by-coach! Read on.


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This is brilliant thanks MF! 



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Obekop page is my favorite

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No equations, but a whole section devoted to analytics!

Then I'm not interested. :)

 

I was half-joking, but thank you for being considerate enough to post an answer. Really, I can only imagine the time and effort it took to put this together.


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(earliest known reference to the principle of diminishing marginal utility of wealth).


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Going forward, all stakeholders in Red Bull New York will be tasked to proactively think outside the box and produce a synergistic vision for growing the impact of this on the "World of Red Bull". This is a ground-breaking chance to get behind this concept 120% and to idea-shower strategies for leveraging our assets and incentivize dynamic solutions in order to evolve a set of win-win deliverables to add value to this high-altitude occasion.


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