Received an email from the Red Bulls today advising, among other things, that Mike Petke will have "a special message" at 7:15. Any chance this is a player acquisition? Or am I delirious? (I know the window is closed). Does anyone know what this message is? I'm hoping a Clint Dempsey like we got a new player announcement but it will probably be they extended early season ticket renewals or something stupid. Edit: Or maybe Henry returning? Or retiring?
#1
Posted 17 September 2014 - 04:56 PM
#2
Posted 17 September 2014 - 05:15 PM
Received an email from the Red Bulls today advising, among other things, that Mike Petke will have "a special message" at 7:15. Any chance this is a player acquisition? Or am I delirious? (I know the window is closed). Does anyone know what this message is? I'm hoping a Clint Dempsey like we got a new player announcement but it will probably be they extended early season ticket renewals or something stupid. Edit: Or maybe Henry returning? Or retiring?
"I know the team has disappointed this year. I know we have taken two out of 3 competitions we are involved in not seriously. I know we did not sign a 3rd DP or anyone that can help this team through numerous competitions this year. I know the team has lied and treated this team like a stepchild. But think about all the good things, Arsenal, free tshirt, a small chance of winning a prize for renewing your season tickets early. I promise we will bust our ass to make the playoffs, so please purchase your season tickets today because you don't want to miss next year with the same ol' Metro! We will have a yellow star on the inside of our brand new Red Bull jerseys to mark the 20th anniversary of this franchise.Oh and please don't hate Red Bull, they just want this team to win. Something."
Sometimes I think the entire Red Bull existence has been some 19 year old kids football manager save file he only plays when he comes home drunk. - 'Mibabalou'
#FUCKredbull
#3
Posted 17 September 2014 - 05:38 PM
Hes quitting.
Petke should go all pro wrestling and shoot on Austria.
#4
Posted 17 September 2014 - 05:48 PM
Remain calm! All is well!
Is there any in this rout with authority to treat with me? Or indeed with wit to understand me?
#5
Posted 17 September 2014 - 06:08 PM
"We suck and will continue to suck. Please renew season tickets."
#6
Posted 17 September 2014 - 06:10 PM
He's going to talk about our kit man and that he's doing well.
#7
Posted 17 September 2014 - 08:01 PM
He's going to talk about our kit man and that he's doing well.
Probably this.
In aliquo puncto, vos have ut decernere si vos es a fan verum Morbi fan ut vere aut vult Morbi ludis.
#8
Posted 17 September 2014 - 08:06 PM
he is going to get Armando's hair cut
#9
Posted 17 September 2014 - 08:23 PM
#10
Posted 17 September 2014 - 08:34 PM
He's going to talk about our kit man and that he's doing well.
That makes the most sense.
#RedBullOut
#11
Posted 17 September 2014 - 09:18 PM
Partnership with a local club/org/company? Can't be anything too serious...since most of the crowd cant manage to get in for a kickoff.
#12
Posted 17 September 2014 - 09:25 PM
Maybe he's going to come out on a train and do a DJ set with a violinist.
Is there any in this rout with authority to treat with me? Or indeed with wit to understand me?
#13
Posted 17 September 2014 - 09:29 PM
Maybe he's going to come out on a train and do a DJ set with a violinist.
Is he gonna parachute out of a plane to deliver the game ball?
#14
Posted 17 September 2014 - 09:39 PM
Definitely about the equipment manager.
#15
Posted 17 September 2014 - 10:00 PM
Petke is going to announce that he has Concacaf champions league fever....
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