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#16 FireFanInPackerLand

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Posted 25 October 2007 - 05:35 PM

Christian Gomez doesn't have an intact skeleton.

He only has bones that Conde hasn't broken.


Yet.

#17 Huck1eberry

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Posted 25 October 2007 - 11:59 PM

He was Honda man of the match. :ph34r:

Because, well because he's f'ing awesome.

#18 WolfmanHasNards!

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Posted 26 October 2007 - 05:44 AM

Fuck Chuck Norris! Who needs that washed up karate fighter/infomercial star when you have Conde?

#19 firefan1998

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Posted 26 October 2007 - 06:14 AM

conde is the honorary master of the cobra kai dojo.

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Posted 26 October 2007 - 09:07 AM

Conde ate John Kreis whole..........

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Posted 26 October 2007 - 09:14 AM

Wilman Conde eats aborted fetuses for breakfast and laughs while your girl regrets ever sleeping with him.
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#22 Conde's Mullet

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Posted 26 October 2007 - 10:25 AM

Wiman Conde was the inspiration for Clash of the Titans

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Posted 26 October 2007 - 12:18 PM

Wilman Conde once bested Abraham Lincoln in a bare knuckle brawl.

The loser was forced to watch a play at the local theatre.

The winner became history.
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#24 penguinopph

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Posted 26 October 2007 - 12:34 PM

Wilman Conde once got blackjack with one card

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Posted 26 October 2007 - 02:29 PM

David Beckham wanted to trade jerseys after the match with Conde.......he said no

#26 Conde's Mullet

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Posted 26 October 2007 - 02:40 PM

Scientist have concluded that a Conde slide tackle caused the 2004 Tsunami

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Posted 26 October 2007 - 03:33 PM

Scientist have concluded that a Conde slide tackle caused the 2004 Tsunami


Update: Scientists have concluded that a Conde slide tackle from last Sunday caused the 2004 Tsunami.

#28 WHOAnesto

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Posted 26 October 2007 - 03:45 PM

Wiman Conde was the inspiration for Clash of the Titans


I recently purchased that movie and i actually watched it on wednesday. Classic.

edit: The copy i purchased had Conde edited in as Perseus and an extra scene was added with Wilman executing Harry Hamlin.

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Posted 26 October 2007 - 03:50 PM

Update: Ben Olsen was the Kracken in Clash of the Titans. And Conde destroyed the Kracken by....







Wait for it.....










Sweeping the leg!!!!!!!!

#30 WolfmanHasNards!

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Posted 26 October 2007 - 04:01 PM

Conde challenged The Most Interesting Man In the World to an arm wrestling match, won and declared that Dos Equis sucks.




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