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#31 Universal_Re-Monster

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Posted 26 April 2007 - 12:53 PM

Wha!?? from Whittier!?? What school did Erika go to?


cal high
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#32 blistfultones

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Posted 26 April 2007 - 01:09 PM

I wonder if Christine will be a lesbian, and if so, will GITDS be making out with her?


last i heard s(he) was married to fellow staff writer lisa dillman.
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Sheldon: Scissors cut paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitate lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock and, as it’s always been, rock crushes scissors.

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#33 RobertTheBruce

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Posted 26 April 2007 - 02:23 PM

last i heard s(he) was married to fellow staff writer lisa dillman.

Yeah I thought he had mentioned something about a wife in some of his/her articles.

I love L.A. You just wouldn't get this kinda shit in Des Moines.

#34 El Cabezon

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Posted 26 April 2007 - 04:33 PM

Sure you would! I think Des Moines used to be known and "Des Mans".

#35 GirlInTheDirtyShirt

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Posted 26 April 2007 - 06:31 PM

Why do I feel like I just got denied?
Fuck you. Seriously.

#36 BARON DE BELTER

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Posted 26 April 2007 - 06:36 PM

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#37 S.Bones

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Posted 30 April 2007 - 07:44 PM

Mourinho to... WWE!

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Posted 01 May 2007 - 09:31 AM

Reggie is Back!!!!!

At a 5 p.m. news conference, Hahn announced that the temporary orange plastic fencing already was going up around the perimeter of the lake.


Hahn reminded residents - and their small dogs - to keep their distance from the lakeshore, noting that Reggie is, after all, a wild animal.

"Reggie is older, Reggie is bigger. And he's probably hungry," Hahn said.

Regan, of the parks department, echoed her advice. "He's a full-grown alligator with all the capability to kill someone."

In addition to the fencing, a 24-hour patrol will be put back in place, he said.


We have bears swimming in swimming pools and everyone freaks out about this? The world would run out of orange fencing if they did this in Florida for every lake, pond, and water retention area. Don't fuck with Reg and he won't fuck with you. Just keep your yappy little dogs out of the water.

Until they get Reggie out of Lake Machado, the Florida Gators will continue to destroy UCLA and win National Championships. Save Reggie!!!!!

#39 LuvKeane

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Posted 01 May 2007 - 10:27 AM

Mourinho to... WWE!

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They should have shaved his head off!
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#40 Gen'Buck'Turgidson

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Posted 01 May 2007 - 10:47 PM

Definition of
chode
The area between your srotum and rectum...
From the mid 1800's when this was thought to be a muscle. In 1879, it first showed up in medical books as Chodimus Maximus, and was later shortened to Chode in 1903. In 1920 it was discovered to actually not be a muscle, but the name stuck!!!

In french it is known as the Taint and the Souix Indian Tribe effectionately called it the fleshy fun bridge.

"Gold bond feels good on a sweaty chode!!!"

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Posted 01 May 2007 - 10:53 PM

Reggie is Back!!!!!

Until they get Reggie out of Lake Machado, the Florida Gators will continue to destroy UCLA and win National Championships. Save Reggie!!!!!


Reggie is lucky all the bruins are dead in the state of California. if not, Papa Bruin would go over to that lake and make himself a pair of boots and a nice belt out of that oversized lizard.

#42 Caasi Gohd

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Posted 01 May 2007 - 11:03 PM

Don't you just love when people try to do you harm, and they end up helping you realize just how strong you are?

My grandpa is evicting us [because he's a prick] -- so we decided to buy a house. We realize: we could've done it a long time ago.

Thanks, prick.

#43 L.A. Brigade

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Posted 02 May 2007 - 04:59 PM

446 Bitches!!!



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Posted 03 May 2007 - 01:34 AM

The Bacon Wrapped Hot Dog Flickr Group:

http://www.flickr.co...26441@N00/pool/

#45 S.Bones

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Posted 03 May 2007 - 10:15 AM

The Bacon Wrapped Hot Dog Flickr Group:

http://www.flickr.co...26441@N00/pool/


Geez, how did I not know about this?




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