Sunrise was delayed 15 minutes today because Luke punched the snooze button.
#1
Posted 03 May 2011 - 12:57 PM
"What do I have to do to get you into my van?"~Konrad
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“Sellouts are extremely important to us for what we're trying to start here.”-Chris Heck
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#2
Posted 03 May 2011 - 01:27 PM
It only rains in New Jersey when Luke Rodgers scares the clouds and they piss themselves.
TimKlotz - GSU
What we have here is a failure to communicate
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What we have here is a failure to communicate
If you gonna hate, might at least get your rumors straight
#3
Posted 03 May 2011 - 01:37 PM
Luke Rodgers was pulled over by a state trooper today. Since there's a behavior clause in his contract, Luke let him off with a warning.
TimKlotz - GSU
What we have here is a failure to communicate
If you gonna hate, might at least get your rumors straight
What we have here is a failure to communicate
If you gonna hate, might at least get your rumors straight
#4
Posted 03 May 2011 - 01:44 PM
Luke Rodgers won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
Luke Rodgers sleeps with a nightlight... because the dark is afraid of Luke Rodgers.
Luke Rodgers is the only reason why Waldo is hiding.
Luke Rodgers does not run out of energy; he simply lets everyone else have their moment to shine.
Luke Rodgers sleeps with a nightlight... because the dark is afraid of Luke Rodgers.
Luke Rodgers is the only reason why Waldo is hiding.
Luke Rodgers does not run out of energy; he simply lets everyone else have their moment to shine.
(Formerly JonnyG)
"In church, they say that suffering is good for the soul. I like to view my love for this team as being a spiritual exercise." - Steve B2
#5
Posted 03 May 2011 - 01:44 PM
Luke Rodgers was assaulted on the street last night by two armed thugs. Feeling generous, Luke let them leave with their wallets.
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#6
Posted 03 May 2011 - 01:58 PM
Luke Rodgers was delayed entry into the USA for a year because he was still teaching SEAL Team 6 how to shoot.
"What do I have to do to get you into my van?"~Konrad
“Sellouts are extremely important to us for what we're trying to start here.”-Chris Heck
http://www.facebook.com/VikingArmySC
“Sellouts are extremely important to us for what we're trying to start here.”-Chris Heck
http://www.facebook.com/VikingArmySC
#7
Posted 03 May 2011 - 02:00 PM
Luke Rodgers' tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.
#8
Posted 03 May 2011 - 02:01 PM
Luke Rodgers parking spots are marked with a wheelchair as a warning of what will happen to you if he catches you parking there.
TimKlotz - GSU
What we have here is a failure to communicate
If you gonna hate, might at least get your rumors straight
What we have here is a failure to communicate
If you gonna hate, might at least get your rumors straight
#9
Posted 03 May 2011 - 02:02 PM
Correction: Luke Rodgers missed several practice sessions this week, as he was traveling to Pakistan to murder Osama bin Laden.Luke Rodgers was delayed entry into the USA for a year because he was still teaching SEAL Team 6 how to shoot.
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#10
Posted 03 May 2011 - 02:04 PM
Reports say that Luke Rodgers shot off a firework in a girl's face. They are wrong. It was a Kamehameha.
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#11
Posted 03 May 2011 - 02:09 PM
Reports say that Luke Rodgers shot off a firework in a girl's face. They are wrong. It was a Kamehameha.
Some women can't handle his money shot.
#12
Posted 03 May 2011 - 02:10 PM
Luke Rodgers doesn't shave, his hair is just hiding from him.
TimKlotz - GSU
What we have here is a failure to communicate
If you gonna hate, might at least get your rumors straight
What we have here is a failure to communicate
If you gonna hate, might at least get your rumors straight
#13
Posted 03 May 2011 - 02:12 PM
Muhammed Ali calls Luke Rodgers "Parkinson's Disease"
Upsetting Shorts: Funny, so you don't have to. SEASON 2 BEGINS! NEW EPISODE JULY 2nd!!!
Eleazar: "Tim = wise man"
Eleazar: "Tim = wise man"
#14
Posted 03 May 2011 - 02:13 PM
The Miami Fusion once mocked Luke Rodgers. They paid dearly for their mistake.
Red Bull Out
#15
Posted 03 May 2011 - 02:21 PM
The baby Luke Rodgers carried on the field after the Kansas City game wasn't his. He just demanded it from a parent on the sideline.
Upsetting Shorts: Funny, so you don't have to. SEASON 2 BEGINS! NEW EPISODE JULY 2nd!!!
Eleazar: "Tim = wise man"
Eleazar: "Tim = wise man"
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