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The comments on the players are hilarious. Enjoyed reading the history of Salzburg.

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any chance to have this as a pdf file ?

 

 

This is just epic stuff that has to be shared...



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Seems pretty accurate

Not enough bullshit corporate buzzwords though

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A masterpiece. Just don't let Ali Curtis get his hands on it..........



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I wonder if this has made it to the front office yet...

Hey Dan, how many RBA IPs have viewed this report today?   :)



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Excellent work!



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Hilarious, couldn't stop laughing.  Great work Metrofanatic!!!



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I might actually cry if the Dax page comes true.



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I want to thank:

 

1. Pebble. It was his idea for Ali Curtis Corporate Speak Generator which led to this.

2. The snowstorm. Shoveling for 2 hours gave a lot of time for thought.

3. Ali Curtis. This would not be possible without him.

 

Wait, no. Fuck Ali Curtis.


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Robles is fat?

Is there any in this rout with authority to treat with me? Or indeed with wit to understand me?


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Robles is fat?

Are you going to argue with Ali's evaluation? He has a whole analytics think tank which helped him determine this!


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No Jay Heaps as Duke Alumni?

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No Jay Heaps as Duke Alumni?

He couldn't crack the top 5.


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SYNERGY.


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I want to thank:

 

1. Pebble. It was his idea for Ali Curtis Corporate Speak Generator which led to this.

2. The snowstorm. Shoveling for 2 hours gave a lot of time for thought.

3. Ali Curtis. This would not be possible without him.

 

Wait, no. Fuck Ali Curtis.

 

I'll credit VfLKirwan as the corporate speak generator was his idea. I merely pitched it... However, this is pretty freaking awesome. 


#RedBullOut

 

Thursday, November 27, 2008 -

After another Hatch shank over the crossbar...
"And Hatch wonders why nobody is covering him." - Tony Meola





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