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How does DC go into so many seasons with no actual strikers? At some point you can't even blame cheap ownership, MLS literally hands you enough money to find some decent guys. Instead they roll out the likes of Kyle Porter and Ortiz?

DC should try and unretire Marco Etcheverry, Moreno, Raul Diaz, and Lassiter



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How does DC go into so many seasons with no actual strikers? At some point you can't even blame cheap ownership, MLS literally hands you enough money to find some decent guys. Instead they roll out the likes of Kyle Porter and Ortiz?

When Deshorn Brown is an upgrade for your club, you know you did a spectacular job of fucking up your off-season.



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Scum win on a 40-yard own goal past Timmy:
https://www.mlssocce...l?autoplay=true

We are good enough to beat the best teams, and bad enough to lose to the worst teams. 


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Scum win on a 40-yard own goal past Timmy:
https://www.mlssocce...l?autoplay=true


Wow. Just wow.

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Scum win on a 40-yard own goal past Timmy:
https://www.mlssocce...l?autoplay=true

Say what you will about Mastroeni, but the Rapids never did THAT when he was the coach...



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Wow. Just wow.


Carlos Mendez put a similar length one past Jon Conway 10 years ago in Foxboro.
http://www.metrofana...ory.jsp?ID=4633

We are good enough to beat the best teams, and bad enough to lose to the worst teams. 


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Scum win on a 40-yard own goal past Timmy:
https://www.mlssocce...l?autoplay=true

Timmy needs to go down and put his body in front of that. Handle it if necessary.

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Carlos Mendez put a similar length one past Jon Conway 10 years ago in Foxboro.
http://www.metrofana...ory.jsp?ID=4633


Yeah, but that was MLS1.0.

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Thanks scum for beating Atlanta. I think this is the third time they've beat them this year which blows my mind.
Let's Go Buffalo!!!

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Carlos Mendez put a similar length one past Jon Conway 10 years ago in Foxboro.
http://www.metrofana...ory.jsp?ID=4633

"I'll take 'Things I Never Want to be Reminded of' for $400 Alex".
Let's Go Buffalo!!!

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Thanks scum for beating Atlanta. I think this is the third time they've beat them this year which blows my mind.


The Scum has won their last two games without scoring a goal for themselves...
2013, 2015 & 2018 Supporters Shield Winners
 
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The Scum has won their last two games without scoring a goal for themselves...

Benny Ball at its finest.



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The Scum has won their last two games without scoring a goal for themselves...

I think Owen Gaul has a very good shot at winning the MLS golden boot!
Let's Go Buffalo!!!

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They're reallly playing the villain against teams now. They'll lose from making the playoffs but will try to ruin the party for others. Hopefully we put them in their place. That's 6 points up for grabs. Can't mess that.

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They're reallly playing the villain against teams now. They'll lose from making the playoffs but will try to ruin the party for others. Hopefully we put them in their place. That's 6 points up for grabs. Can't mess that.

Correct. When we play them let's not suit up Owen Gaul. 






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