Classics of Soccer Commentary
#1
Posted 15 December 2010 - 06:18 PM
"Defending this team is like trying to nail jello to the ceiling." (Ray Hudson on Barca)
"He's the flux capacitor. The rest of the team is a De'Lorian and he's the flux capacitor." (Ray Hudson on Messi after a goal)
"Juninho hit that with no regard for humanity." (Glen Davis Galaxy v Flounders)
#2
Posted 15 December 2010 - 06:28 PM
#3
Posted 15 December 2010 - 06:52 PM
I was going to leave this one out, but I had to include it. I was laughing too hard.
#4
Posted 15 December 2010 - 10:00 PM
"Twisting and shaking, like a Turkish stripper" Hudson on Messi.
"He moves like smoke coming off a cigarette" Hudson on Riquelme.
Fios doesn't carry the English-language version Gol TV. I really miss that guy.
#5
Posted 15 December 2010 - 11:28 PM
#6
Posted 17 December 2010 - 12:57 PM
"Kovalenko ... would stab his grandmother in the eye for another bowl of porridge." (Ray Hudson when Dema was with the Red Bulls I think Gen Buck posted this someplace)
#7
Posted 17 December 2010 - 01:23 PM
#8
Posted 17 December 2010 - 01:35 PM
My personal favorite was Max Bretos when Bennie Feilheiber scored a rocket of a shot from outside the box that proved to be the winning goal in the US v Meh-hee-coh Final of the 2007 Gold Cup:
Yeaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Bennie!
And his Jets!
Fuck Mexico.
#9
Posted 17 December 2010 - 03:16 PM
Fios doesn't carry the English-language version Gol TV. I really miss that guy.
I have Fios and Gol TV and the only thing that isnt English are the commercials, all the games are in English.
#10
Posted 17 December 2010 - 11:11 PM
#11
Posted 18 December 2010 - 05:26 AM
June 23, 2010
Let's Eat!
#12
Posted 18 December 2010 - 12:09 PM
(Ray Hudson) "And that's why you see those beautiful tears of a man whose heart is bursting, Iker Casillas..."
(Phil whatshisname) 'Tom Cruise?'
(Ray Hudson) "WILL YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT TENNIS PLAYERS AND STUPID HOLLYWOOD ACTORS, PHIL!! IT'S THE GLADIATORS OUT THERE MAN, NOT TENNIS PLAYERS! Tom Cruise! Prick...If he smelt a soccer jockstrap he'd faint dead away"
#13
Posted 18 December 2010 - 01:47 PM
From that same match...This was from Beckham's last match for Real Madrid when they won the league. They kept showing Tom Cruise in the stands...
(Ray Hudson) "And that's why you see those beautiful tears of a man whose heart is bursting, Iker Casillas..."
(Phil whatshisname) 'Tom Cruise?'
(Ray Hudson) "WILL YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT TENNIS PLAYERS AND STUPID HOLLYWOOD ACTORS, PHIL!! IT'S THE GLADIATORS OUT THERE MAN, NOT TENNIS PLAYERS! Tom Cruise! Prick...If he smelt a soccer jockstrap he'd faint dead away"
"The tears... The tears of Casillas! He's crying tears the size of pineapple chunks!"
Ray Hudson is my homeboy.
#14
Posted 18 December 2010 - 06:40 PM
I was wondering how long it would take. I had it cued up myself if nobody else was going to post it. Well done!Well, something really special has to happen in order for me to forget Andres cantor's call on Landon's goal against Algeria. Everything else just seems dull. Biased perhaps but that call still sends shivers down my spine. This is something that will never be taken away from Lando, EVER. A lot of good those French classes did in high school. Enjoy. 2014, here we come!!!!
June 23, 2010
#15
Posted 19 December 2010 - 02:55 AM
Ray Hudson: "...he's running like he has a lobster down his shorts".
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