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What happens when you buy a ticket from the DC website, but do not unsubscribe?
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I hope some opposing fan trolls them & wins.

We are good enough to beat the best teams, and bad enough to lose to the worst teams. 


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Can we play DC United soon? I want us to unleash The Kaku on them. 

 

No prisoners, no mercy, no quarter. Put that franchise to the sword and curse that stadium with a 10-0 win. 


RIP Guillermo Romulo, Alexander Francis Orig and Celenio Eleazar.

 

RIP Cesar Castello, Mike Vallo, and Glenn Stampiglia

 

"Team That I Dream Of" and "Faithful To The Colors" 

 

 


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Can we play DC United soon? I want ... a 10-0 win. 


7-0 would be OK. I already have a t-shirt.

We are good enough to beat the best teams, and bad enough to lose to the worst teams. 


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Just posting to let everyone know that Hamid still sucks.

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Hamid is and will always fucking be garbage in goal. 


RIP Guillermo Romulo, Alexander Francis Orig and Celenio Eleazar.

 

RIP Cesar Castello, Mike Vallo, and Glenn Stampiglia

 

"Team That I Dream Of" and "Faithful To The Colors" 

 

 


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Summary: changes to the stadium design mean that the sun is shining directly into the cameras for early evening kickoffs, so broadcasting is basically impossible without shifting kickoff times.

They consistently fuck up in ways that I couldn't even imagine.

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DC up 3-0 at TFC & draws 4-4.

Haha, get fucked. Going to open that stadium with a Chris Heck sellout.

 


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DC up 3-0 at TFC & draws 4-4.

Haha, get fucked. Going to open that stadium with a Chris Heck sellout.

I mean everybody knows that DC isn't going to make the playoffs.  I really wanted them to hold on to deny TFC any points.


Frankly, since I am merely a fan and a not a fancy American soccer writer, I'm going to congratulate Wright-Phillips on a well hit goal. If I was an American soccer writer, I'd claim that the recently retired Henry was wearing an invisibility cloak and carried the ball into the net for the obviously unskilled Wright-Phillips.

If you scan YouTube looking for Bradley Wright-Phillips, youll find numerous goal compilations, a few interviews and, eventually, an excerpt from the grime mixtape series Lord of the Mics.

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TFC dropping 2 points at home is OK with me.

We are good enough to beat the best teams, and bad enough to lose to the worst teams. 


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hope the team puts 5 on em in their 1st game there. 


RIP Guillermo Romulo, Alexander Francis Orig and Celenio Eleazar.

 

RIP Cesar Castello, Mike Vallo, and Glenn Stampiglia

 

"Team That I Dream Of" and "Faithful To The Colors" 

 

 


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DCU is reportedly in talks with John Rooney's brother.


https://www.mlssocce...mpaign=06282018

https://www.nbcsport...rld-cup-viewing

We are good enough to beat the best teams, and bad enough to lose to the worst teams. 


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There's a good chant somewhere about his brother being better that I'll let the more creative people come up with.


Frankly, since I am merely a fan and a not a fancy American soccer writer, I'm going to congratulate Wright-Phillips on a well hit goal. If I was an American soccer writer, I'd claim that the recently retired Henry was wearing an invisibility cloak and carried the ball into the net for the obviously unskilled Wright-Phillips.

If you scan YouTube looking for Bradley Wright-Phillips, youll find numerous goal compilations, a few interviews and, eventually, an excerpt from the grime mixtape series Lord of the Mics.

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There's a good chant somewhere about his brother being better that I'll let the more creative people come up with.


Pretty sure that, years ago, ESC scared the crap out of John Rooney, when we did that chant ...

We are good enough to beat the best teams, and bad enough to lose to the worst teams. 


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You think Rooney watched that game yesterday and started frantically looking for a release clause in his contract?

 

Just imagine for real you go from Sir Alex to Ben Olsen. Wow.



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DC Sucks. It doesn't matter if they add Wayne Rooney and his hair plugs.


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RBNY II aka "The Baby Bulls" are the 2016 USL Cup Champions!
Playoffs are stupid in soccer and I don't care if that hurts your feelings.




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