A real goat would make a great statement. Can we construct a goat pinada to house a real dead goat? It's be like a trojan goat.
See Rule 5
Posted 17 April 2008 - 03:46 PM
A real goat would make a great statement. Can we construct a goat pinada to house a real dead goat? It's be like a trojan goat.
Posted 17 April 2008 - 03:57 PM
- Drunk and disorderly conduct
- Willfully and maliciously disturbing another guest / employee with loud and unreasonable noise
- Taunting or using offensive language against the players, referees, or performers
Posted 17 April 2008 - 03:58 PM
RIP
Chivas USA
2005 - 2009
They Pay-o Der Rent-o
Posted 17 April 2008 - 04:00 PM
Dead or alive animals (except service animals)
2. Q: What is a service animal?
A: The ADA defines a service animal as any guide dog, signal dog, or other animal individually trained to provide assistance to an individual with a disability. If they meet this definition, animals are considered service animals under the ADA regardless of whether they have been licensed or certified by a state or local government.
Service animals perform some of the functions and tasks that the individual with a disability cannot perform for him or herself. "Seeing eye dogs" are one type of service animal, used by some individuals who are blind. This is the type of service animal with which most people are familiar. But there are service animals that assist persons with other kinds of disabilities in their dayto-day activities. Some examples include:
* Alerting persons with hearing impairments to sounds.
* Pulling wheelchairs or carrying and picking up things for persons with mobility impairments.
* Assisting persons with mobility impairments with balance.
A service animal is not a pet.
Posted 17 April 2008 - 09:05 PM
So, we have a loophole.
I checked Protection and Advocacy Inc. of California for a definition of a service animal.
So HDC allows service animals, and they don't say whether or not they have to be dead or alive or anything.
So it seems to me like if we brought a service goat that used to pull people in wheelchairs, then it would be allowed into the stadium, whereupon it could be ritually sacrificed. As long as it's a service animal.
Booya.
Except I guess weapons aren't allowed, so we may have to kill the thing either by strangulation or with a pen or something.
Or we could just bring a dead service goat, since HDC doesn't stipulate whether or not the service animal has to be alive when it comes in.
Posted 17 April 2008 - 09:57 PM
Team Tucker: You might be cool, but I am ZERO cool. Foo
Posted 17 April 2008 - 10:23 PM
Awesome...THIS will be legendary.RIP
Chivas USA
2005 - 2009
They Paid Their Rent
Posted 17 April 2008 - 11:52 PM
Posted 18 April 2008 - 12:22 AM
hey tracer let me know where and i'll probably get a couple. last year We Need Ngwenya did a good job adding the jerseys and what not and adding the confetti. cheers to him. i gotta agree with the decapitating of a chivas head by tommy last year at the coliseum. i think i have a pic somewhere of that....found a place that sells chivas pinatas in lennox...
i have to go undercover though ... my girl's family is a guadalajara chivas fan (and i don't have too much beef with the mother club)... but if she knew why i was buying the pinatas she'd steal them from me.... so i'll try and drop into to the store monday and grab whatever i can and fucking store them in the trunk of my car where they can await their sodomy.
i'll let everyone know the price and if anyone wants to contribute to the cause.
Posted 18 April 2008 - 12:17 PM
if the real goat is covered in paper mache and tissue, we can get it in.
...ooooh ooooooooh we are the riot squad...
Posted 18 April 2008 - 12:52 PM
if the real goat is covered in paper mache and tissue, we can get it in.
I would love for someone to slaughter a live goat in the stands and let the blood fly everywhere. If I find the right person to pull that off, I'll pay for it.
Posted 18 April 2008 - 01:17 PM
Doesn't look too tough...
Posted 18 April 2008 - 02:52 PM
Doesn't look too tough...
...ooooh ooooooooh we are the riot squad...
Posted 18 April 2008 - 03:06 PM
Posted 19 April 2008 - 12:57 AM
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