We Are in Last Place
#421
Posted 15 April 2012 - 04:22 PM
So needless to say, I and my 15 year old daughter, hate all the goats. The ones that play in the US, the ones in Mexico, the purple ones in CR, and the Dallas for their side-ways-color-that-look-like-shitvas-on-their-side teams.
#422
Posted 23 April 2012 - 11:50 PM
......always look on the bright side of life........We never were in last place, technically.
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#423
Posted 24 April 2012 - 12:49 AM
We never were in last place, technically.
If you want to play the technical game, sure.
If you want to play the equality game, we lost over two legs to the team that is currently 0-6-0 right now, ergo we are in last place. Fortunately the MLS doesn't punish us for embarrassing the league in CCL.
Yep, still bitter about that one.
#424
Posted 24 April 2012 - 12:52 AM
If you want to play the technical game, sure.
If you want to play the equality game, we lost over two legs to the team that is currently 0-6-0 right now, ergo we are in last place. Fortunately the MLS doesn't punish us for embarrassing the league in CCL.
Yep, still bitter about that one.
Hey gotta be positive right? I still dont understand how we lost to Toronto. BRIGHT SIDE GOD DAMN IT! Hey we won 2 games in a row!
#425
Posted 24 April 2012 - 04:51 PM
US open, CCL, any of that nonsense. I won't bother with it unless they are in the final. Maybe semifinal. It's just a joke until then.
If they keep playing improved and make a run at the Shield, that will get me excited again.
Otherwise it's screw around until playoffs and hope for a winning streak.
#426
Posted 24 April 2012 - 06:53 PM
It's going to be very hard for me to be really excited about the team before the playoffs because of that stupid CCL Toronto epic fail. That's the last time I get excited about that tournament. I felt like such an asshole after rushing from work early and making sure we were both ready to go and eating on the way and fighting traffic and all that, just to watch them lay a big turd on the field. Forget it. Waste of time and money.
US open, CCL, any of that nonsense. I won't bother with it unless they are in the final. Maybe semifinal. It's just a joke until then.
If they keep playing improved and make a run at the Shield, that will get me excited again.
Otherwise it's screw around until playoffs and hope for a winning streak.
slow week eh?
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#427
Posted 20 May 2012 - 07:58 PM
Proud "been a fan since '96" douchenozzle
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#428
Posted 27 May 2012 - 08:52 PM
9. Galaxy: 11 points, 13 games played, -6 goals
8. Dallas: 13 points, 15 games played, -9 goals
7. Portland, 13 points, 12 games played, -3 goals
6. Fucking goats, 15 points, 13 games played, -5 goals
5. Vancouver, 19 points, 12 games played, -1 goals
4. Colorado, 19 points, 13 games played, +2 goals
So it's still true that 3 wins would put us right back in the thick of things. But first getting one would be a start.
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#429
Posted 27 May 2012 - 10:49 PM
#430
Posted 28 May 2012 - 12:43 AM
We've had so much success that I think I am ready for an epic fail of a season. Let's go for the 0-fer!!!
This! FOR THE WIN! (or fail?).
tm
#431
Posted 28 May 2012 - 10:34 AM
#432
Posted 29 May 2012 - 12:29 PM
Nice form....
He already wears #4...
AEG better sign him up...
#433
Posted 29 May 2012 - 10:58 PM
i can't decide which one of these two we are...
Why was he covering his crotch??? He deserved it for that alone.
#434
Posted 30 May 2012 - 10:24 AM
those poor plastic people never thought that a train could cause that much destruction...
#435
Posted 19 August 2012 - 09:11 PM
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