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NEWBIE GUIDE TO THE 2011 LARS EXTRAVAGANZA


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#1 TommyMack

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Posted 20 March 2011 - 12:56 AM

If you are a lurker on these boards or you just decided "Fuck it, I'm in", then welcome. You are truly in. Especially the "Fuck it, I'm in" types because that's more of who we are.

My name is Tommy Mack and I'm the god damned nicest person you'll meet in LARS. No really, I am. Because LARS is the most sardonic, sarcastic, SARS-infested bunch of motherfuckers on the planet who happen to love the LA GALAXY: 3-D. We treat EVERYONE with disdain, but in a fun and loving way. However, after hanging with us for a few games and posting on these boards, you'll be hooked and as they said in that Academy Award™ winning film, "FREAKS", you'll be ONE OF US, ONE OF US, ONE OF US.

The reason I'm posting is that due to me being a fat Q-Tip, I'm easy to spot in Lot 13 and in 138/137. If you are new, I'd be happy to introduce you around and let people A) give you beers and B) make jokes about you later online. It's our way. Get used to it.

Ok, it's not that bad. But if there are two things I want ALL NEWBIES to know:

1: It's not personal.

2: Welcome!

Reverend Tommy Mack




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