Kaku - If we can keep him
BWP - Needs to be on a TAM deal and off the bench.
Jorgenson- Feels like more of a "out", but that's a lot of money to waste. Maybe he's eventually an okay bench option.
Valot - Unless he gets bionic knees
Long - If we're going to spend the cash on a good signing, sell him while he's hot
Murillo - Same deal as Long, if we can get a few million and we're going to use it, sell him
Nealis - Maybe keep because it's one less guy we have to replace, but he's really not good
Rza - Isn't good enough to warrant an INT slot
Sims - Zero chance we keep him. Great job RB!
Lade - Make him a coach or something
Frankly, since I am merely a fan and a not a fancy American soccer writer, I'm going to congratulate Wright-Phillips on a well hit goal. If I was an American soccer writer, I'd claim that the recently retired Henry was wearing an invisibility cloak and carried the ball into the net for the obviously unskilled Wright-Phillips.
If you scan YouTube looking for Bradley Wright-Phillips, youll find numerous goal compilations, a few interviews and, eventually, an excerpt from the grime mixtape series Lord of the Mics.