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For Klimala + Jorgensen $ we could have had him.  We are inexplicably terrible at this.


Cheapness is a curse. Get less than half the player for half the price and repeat the process without recouping any value from a sale.

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Beyond hilarious and sad at this point. 


RIP Guillermo Romulo, Alexander Francis Orig, Celenio Eleazar, and my Mom, Resurreccion Eleazar.

 

RIP Cesar Castello, Mike Vallo, Glenn Stampiglia, Bob Paquette, and Warren Lee

 

 

 


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Cheapness is a curse. Get less than half the player for half the price and repeat the process without recouping any value from a sale.

The way this franchise has been handled is like watching a train crash in slow motion.



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Would hope they have at least 7M to spend. Hope it is on right player or mix.
Hopefully Schneider sees how this league is going and can get 10M to spread across 2-3 players
Always need the right fit - like all the other teams who find those guys

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Would hope they have at least 700k to spend. Hope it is on right player or mix.

 

 

Had to amend that for you 


RIP Guillermo Romulo, Alexander Francis Orig, Celenio Eleazar, and my Mom, Resurreccion Eleazar.

 

RIP Cesar Castello, Mike Vallo, Glenn Stampiglia, Bob Paquette, and Warren Lee

 

 

 


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Real Salt Lake declined Bobby Wood's option. For the price of a rotation player, we should pursue him. 



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iirc he hasn't scored that many goals, so he'd be like Barlow. 

 

6g/2a in 34 games per:

https://www.transfer...s/spieler/72519


RIP Guillermo Romulo, Alexander Francis Orig, Celenio Eleazar, and my Mom, Resurreccion Eleazar.

 

RIP Cesar Castello, Mike Vallo, Glenn Stampiglia, Bob Paquette, and Warren Lee

 

 

 


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I'm still mad we didn't take a flyer at Kamara last off-season. Kamara had 9 goals 7 assists on $90k, vs whatever Barlow got for us on his $188k. Our front office acts like we have some galaxy brain moneyball approach but we're dogshit at it. Another off-season will go by and we won't bring in any quality on the cheap from around MLS , even though every year the pool of good MLS free agents increases.

#RedBullOut

 

 

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I'm still mad we didn't take a flyer at Kamara last off-season. Kamara had 9 goals 7 assists on $90k, vs whatever Barlow got for us on his $188k. Our front office acts like we have some galaxy brain moneyball approach but we're dogshit at it. Another off-season will go by and we won't bring in any quality on the cheap from around MLS , even though every year the pool of good MLS free agents increases.


Your first mistake is judging a striker by goals instead of pressing actions per 90.

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The way this franchise has been handled is like watching a train crash in slow motion.

Yeah. Why did they buy it? 



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Your first mistake is judging a striker by goals instead of the number of times running the channels.

 

 

Fixed. 


RIP Guillermo Romulo, Alexander Francis Orig, Celenio Eleazar, and my Mom, Resurreccion Eleazar.

 

RIP Cesar Castello, Mike Vallo, Glenn Stampiglia, Bob Paquette, and Warren Lee

 

 

 


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Bring the young man home:

 

https://twitter.com/...676003724206086


RIP Guillermo Romulo, Alexander Francis Orig, Celenio Eleazar, and my Mom, Resurreccion Eleazar.

 

RIP Cesar Castello, Mike Vallo, Glenn Stampiglia, Bob Paquette, and Warren Lee

 

 

 


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Bring the young man home:

 

https://twitter.com/...676003724206086

is he any good?



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is he any good?


Wasnt part of FC Dallas academy?

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Was with Boca academy. Wore the 10 shirt for Independiente. Is not big stature wise (5'7"). Tmarkt values him north of $3m. Allegedly has an offer with MTL, but would make sense for him to come here, etc. 

 

https://en.wikipedia...ki/Alan_SoƱora

https://www.transfer.../spieler/688779

 

2020 season stats:

1g/1a, 19gms, ~850 mins

 

2021 season stats:

4g/4a, 25gms, ~1600 mins

 

2022 season stats:

6g/2a, 42gm, ~2650 mins


RIP Guillermo Romulo, Alexander Francis Orig, Celenio Eleazar, and my Mom, Resurreccion Eleazar.

 

RIP Cesar Castello, Mike Vallo, Glenn Stampiglia, Bob Paquette, and Warren Lee

 

 

 





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