I know you and others want so much more than this - and you deserve so much better too. But isn't this like begging a pig to sprout wings?
The soccer team can't possibly be working as a marketing initiative. Now maybe RB doesn't think about things like return on investment, but it's not sustainable over the long term to pay for a team whose financial returns suck so badly. It's going to have to work as a soccer team, or be sold. For it to work as a soccer team, these horseshit "guerilla" initiatives that conflict with the goal of promoting the team as a serious soccer club have to disappear.
Now on the other hand, we have the guy who wrote the almost unreadable pro-RB thing upthread. I read it prior to paragraph breaks and thought nearly every sentence was crap, but particularly the "RB is here to stay." No, it's not. When the team is worth more in cash than it is as whatever RB regards it as currently, it'll be sold, and if the ESC can stay true to its concept of the team over whatever some asshole owner thinks, then RB doesn't matter.