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#1 stopper

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Posted 03 March 2012 - 02:58 AM

Okay, I got this....

Name on the board:
Real Name:
What you like to be called:
Where you live:
Job:
Favorite G now:
Favorite G all time:
What other teams do you follow:
Current favorite drink:
Favorite good place to eat:

Riot Squad road trips:

Favorite chant:

Most embarrassing LARS moment:

Happiest LARS moment:

I knew I was hooked on soccer when:

Advice to Bruce Arena:

Favorite LARS pic with you in it:

Anything else?:



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#2 stopper

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Posted 03 March 2012 - 03:15 AM

Name on the board: Stopper
Real Name: Art
What you like to be called: Art, Stopper, Coach Art
Where you live: Rancho Cucamonga
Job: High School Teacher
Favorite G now: Juninho
Favorite G all time: Cienfuegos
What other teams do you follow: All US national teams, Xolos (my mom is Tijuanense, so fuck off!)
Current favorite drink: Hangar 24 Chocolate Porter, Anderson Valley Oatmeal Stout
Favorite good place to eat: The Deli, in Rancho Cucamonga

Riot Squad road trips: Two San Jose trips, including The Collapse, Portland 2011

Favorite chant: Hey (insert name), you suck! (I made it up)

Most embarrassing LARS moment: Falling in the bushes, full of Magic Hat #9

Happiest LARS moment: Holy Fucking Shit, and scoring winner vs. Morelia (Group stage 2011-12)

I knew I was hooked on soccer when: When my brother and I went to the 2000 Gold Cup final at the Coliseum between Canada and Colombia

Advice to Bruce Arena: Work through Juninho

Favorite LARS pic with you in it: Posted Image

Anything else?: I coach Celtic Harps U16G and Ontario HS Lady Jags

#3 TommyMack

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Posted 03 March 2012 - 03:36 AM

Name on the board: Tommy Mack
Real Name: Tommy Mack
What you like to be called: Reverend Tommy Mack
Where you live: Mean Streets of Toluca Lake
Job: Video Consultant
Favorite G now: Still with Landon
Favorite G all time: Gato
What other teams do you follow: Any teams with Yanks on them.
Current favorite drink: Earl Grey
Favorite good place to eat: Robina's Indian Food

Riot Squad road trips: Too many... including filming the "police beat down in San Jose".

Favorite chant: "Ain't Nuthin' but a G Thang". I started it long ago, but Zero Cool has taken it to levels I never imagined.

Most embarrassing LARS moment: Too many to mention.

Happiest LARS moment: Day one.

I knew I was hooked on soccer when: I realized that it's truly a worldwide culture that every nation, every race, every person can relate to. And they made shoes my size.

Advice to Bruce Arena: Keep on keepin' on.

Favorite LARS pic with you in it: Posted Image

Anything else?: later still.....

#4 Legion Norge

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Posted 03 March 2012 - 04:40 AM

LARS Name: Legion Norge
Real Name:Justin
What you like to be called:Justin, Legion, Lone Norseman of the Apocalypse,
Current home town:Simi Valley Ca.
Job?:Reclusive Wanker/Misanthropologist/The Behind the Scenes Guy

When did you join LARS:Friday the 13th 2008
Favorite LARS moment:Josh v. Beckham
San Jose Trips:0
MLS Cup 05?:In a bar
MLS Cup 02?:In another Bar
MLS Cup 11?:At the HDC!!
Other trips:0

Favorite L.A. Player:Landon Donovan-Col. Saunders-
Favorite Player All time:Ole Gunnar Solskjaer

Who else do you support? Manchester United, U.S.A.,Norway, Dodgers

Do you play soccer?:No
Favorite beer? Arrogant Bastard Ale, Boddingtons, Sam Adams Black, Guinness, PBR
Favorite good place to eat:Bob's Big Boy, 2 Die For Sushi, Natural Cafe
Deep Dark Secret?:Yes
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#5 Englishbird

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Posted 03 March 2012 - 04:58 PM

Name on the board:Englishbird
Real Name: Denise
What you like to be called: Denise
Where you live: Culver City
Job: RF Engineer
Favorite G now: Donovan
Favorite G all time: Donovan
What other teams do you follow: Aston Villa is my home team so sorta. I'll watch all the big teams. Man U, whoever C.Ronaldo plays for, Chelsea etc.
Current favorite drink: Makers Mark, all wines, Great White beer (thanks Jay)
Favorite good place to eat: Picollo Paradiso in Beverly Hills.

Riot Squad road trips: SJ whatever year that was Lexy was manager and Shooter almost fell to his death. MLS Cup 09 Seattle.

Favorite chant: The Korean Chant because it pisses ED off.

Most embarrassing LARS moment: The Formal Day. Worst idea ever.

Happiest LARS moment: Well winning the cup at home is too easy so I'm going with The Briggs playing at the top of 138. Suck that ACB.

I knew I was hooked on soccer when: I watched Cobi and Landon in the 2002 WC.

Advice to Bruce Arena: Keep doing what you're doing.

Favorite LARS pic with you in it: Posted Image

Anything else?: LA 'till I die.



#6 Johnny Chanclas

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Posted 03 March 2012 - 06:26 PM

Name on the board: Johnny Chanclas
Real Name: Javier
What you like to be called: Javier
Where you live: Ontario, Ca.
Job: Commercial Portfolio Manager
Favorite G now: Snoop Dogg
Favorite G all time: Ice T
What other teams do you follow: USA
Current favorite drink: any placed in my hand for free.
Favorite good place to eat: n/a
Riot Squad road trips: SJ at that high school stadium and SD against the Xolo's...more to come.
Favorite chant: the one that Ed hates the most.
Most embarrassing LARS moment: none yet
Happiest LARS moment: MLS cup at home was OK...
I knew I was hooked on soccer when: 1990. I was 10 and I saved the PK to win East LA city championship.
Advice to Bruce Arena: cost is an issue in the absence of value.
Favorite LARS pic with you in it: my facebook avatar.
Anything else?: nope.
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#7 Zero Cool

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Posted 03 March 2012 - 07:32 PM

Name on the board: Zero Cool
Real Name: Christopher Tucker
What you like to be called: Zero Cool, Zero, Z, Chris
Where you live: Inglewood (Continuously up to no good)
Job: Full Time LARS Capo
Favorite G now: Brian Perk
Favorite G all time: Cobi Jones
What other teams do you follow: USA, Newcastle United, LA Galaxy Reserves
Current favorite drink: Water.
Favorite good place to eat: Don't think I have one.
Riot Squad road trips: SJ a coupla times, Seattle in 2009 :angry: Made an attempt to do RSL last year and got stuck in Vegas
Favorite chant: Nuthin' But a G Thang (obvious reasons)
Most embarrassing LARS moment: Getting stretchered out of the HDC last season vs. Vancouver
Happiest LARS moment: The look on Isaacs face when he was in the box and realized we scored.
I knew I was hooked on soccer when: Santi bent it around the wall and sent Newcastle to the Champions League.
Advice to Bruce Arena: "Bruce... BRUCE! US Open Cup... It's only like 7 games bro."
Favorite LARS pic with you in it: Posted ImageThis immediately follows beating NJRB to go to the final
Anything else?: Favorite LARS moment of all time was the Western Conference final vs. Houston in 2009 when the lights went out for the 2nd time Andrew (Drunk off his ass) threw his hands in the air and screamed "RAPE TIME!!!!" as loud as he could.

Edit: ↓ dude is lying it totally happened
Zero Cool winner of the 2012 ALMOST Goal of the Year
Isaac: So when I told you guys we were on it, I meant to say we're on the motherfucker, go back in there and relax...

#8 samoabob

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Posted 03 March 2012 - 08:32 PM

/\ Zero is a liar. Those events never happened

Name on the board: samoabob
Real Name: Andrew
What you like to be called: anything but Sally
Where you live: New LB resident
Job: Best Buy. (I can't get you a discount)
Favorite G now: LD
Favorite G all time: Cobi
What other teams do you follow: USMNT, Liverpool
Current favorite drink: what ever is cheapest.
Favorite good place to eat: Brent's Deli in the Valley
San Jose Trips: 5
Riot Squad road trips: Portland, New York 09, Seattle MLS Cup Final 09.

Favorite chant: LA LA LA let's go!

Most embarrassing LARS moment: I am never embarrassed

Happiest LARS moment: Beating Houston in the final to win it at home.

I knew I was hooked on soccer when: I have played since I can remember so I knew at a pretty young age

Advice to Bruce Arena: Don't fuck up. Let the boys play this year and we will score more goals than the MLS has ever seen

Favorite LARS pic with you in it:
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Anything else?: wanna make out?

#9 fredo9

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Posted 04 March 2012 - 01:59 AM

Name on the board: fredo9
Real Name: Alfred
What you like to be called: Alfred, Fredo, Lick Master Fret Burner
Where you live: Fullerton
Job: Hang around cool kids and help them learn stuff on the computer

Favorite G now: Landon
Favorite G all time: Cobi
What other teams do you follow: USMNT
Current favorite drink: Bootleggers Brewery Knuckle Sandwich DIPA
Favorite good place to eat: Tacos Mi Amor

Riot Squad road trips: MLS Cup Seattle '09, San Ho '10, Portland '11
Favorite chant: Ain't Nuthin but a G thang... baby!

Most embarrassing LARS moment: Shedding a couple tears when the G's won The Cup this past season at the HDC
Happiest LARS moment: at Alpine Village when Landon scored against Algeria and the whole upstairs room went ape shit.

I knew I was hooked on soccer when: I kept watching WC 2006 games even after the USA got beat by Ghana.
Advice to Bruce Arena: More please!

Favorite LARS pic with you in it:
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Anything else?: LARS made me a season ticket holder. I love it.
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#10 AnthonyNHB

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Posted 04 March 2012 - 05:17 AM

Name on the board: AnthonyNHB

Real Name: Anthony (confusing, I know)

What you like to be called: Anthony or Tony

Where you live: Westminster (formerly North Huntington Beach)

Job: Market Research (watch for my market research thread to earn money)

Favorite G now: Landon

Favorite G all time: Cobi or Danny Pena (can't decide)

What other teams do you follow: Fulham Football Club and any place Americans play (except for Italy - damn dirty, cheating Ities!)

Current favorite drink: Bushmills 16 Year Irish Whiskey

Favorite good place to eat: Fogo de Chao

Riot Squad road trips: Too many to name, but Seattle #1 was awesome, as was Vancouver/Portland

Favorite chant: Who the fuck is David Beckham (so sue me, I'm a hater)

Most embarrassing LARS moment: Whenever I am standing next to Denise and she starts a "If you've ever won the cup..." chant for a team that has won the US Open or MLS Cup previously - I always join in.

Happiest LARS moment: Klein's bicycle kick in the SuperLiga final. It gave everyone hope. Winning the cup last season at home was pretty good too. :)

I knew I was hooked on soccer when: '84 Olympics at the Rose Bowl. My parents took me to every game.

Advice to Bruce Arena: Saw him at a reserve game when he first took the helm and I told him "Get it fixed Bruce, get it fixed." He obviously listened.

Favorite LARS pic with you in it:
Sorta LARS: Me, Carlo, Kevin, Scott, Jamsey, Chris, & Noe went down to Azteca for Evil vs. Good
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Anything else?: No, I'm not getting season tickets again this year, so fuck off already.

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#11 Ben7

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Posted 04 March 2012 - 07:28 AM

Name on the board: Ben7
Real Name: Ben
What you like to be called: Ben or Ben7
Where you live: between Miss Italy, France, Germany and Austria ;)
Job: front office general aviation @ Bern(e) Airportfield

Favorite G now: DeLaGarza, Dunivant, Donovan
Favorite G all time: Klein and Hartman*
Happiest G's moment: Chris Klein's bicycle kick goal in the SuperLiga Final 2007 & the superb 2011 season (winning the CCL group of death, defending the Supporters Shield and finally getting a deserved MLS Cup, in LA of all places!

LARS road trips: inaugural Seattle trip, LARS 10th Anniversary & 4th of July party 2011 + whenever I'm in LA!
Favorite LARS chant: Riot Squad we are here...
Most embarrassing LARS moment: none that I'm aware of
Happiest LARS moment: see road trips (as all are for me)

What other teams do you follow: USMNT & Bundesliga
Current favorite drink: original Nestea Ice Tea
Favorite good place to eat: way to many to list
I knew I was hooked on soccer when: World Cup 94
Advice to Bruce Arena: I prefer a 4-3 loss to a boring bunker ball 1-0 win!

Favorite LARS pic with you in it: Getty Image 83446683

*wasn't around when he was a G, but he's a class act, just like Klein

#12 Ed The Zombie

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Posted 04 March 2012 - 02:17 PM

Name on the board: Ed The Zombie
Real Name: Edward Luis Rodriguez
What you like to be called: Ed, Eddie, Zombie, Big Wang, Diddy Diddy Diddy, Snoop-A-Loop, or Filthy McNasty
Where you live: LBC! LBC! LBC!
Job: Field Tech/Courier
Favorite G now: Chad Barrett....hahaha naw it's the Perkalator
Favorite G all time: Cobi muhfuckin Jones
What other teams do you follow: USA, Watford, any team with an American
Current favorite drink: Guinness
Favorite good place to eat: Your mom's house

Riot Squad road trips: San Jose x 3, MLS cup 09, AZ, SD, attempted RSL but got stuck in Vegas

Favorite chant: Chanting "pregnant at 16, your mom was pregnant at 16" at chivas fans. Youre welcome for that.

Most embarrassing LARS moment: If you dont know, you can ask ANYONE and they will tell you

Happiest LARS moment: MLS cup 2011, its gonna be hard to trump that, but Im thinking 2012 might

I knew I was hooked on soccer when: I kicked my first ball at 3

Advice to Bruce Arena: Keep on truckin'

Favorite LARS pic with you in it:Posted Image

Anything else?: Never trust a big butt and a smile
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#13 baby got back.

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Posted 04 March 2012 - 02:20 PM

Name on the board: baby got back.
Real Name: Brittany
What you like to be called: Britt, Brittany
Where you live: the hood
Job: student athletic trainer
Favorite G now: Juninho
Favorite G all time: Cobi
What other teams do you follow: USMNT, S&P FC
Riot Squad road trips: a few different SJ trips
Favorite chant: Korean chant

Happiest LARS moment:
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Advice to Bruce Arena: Bunkering is not pretty, entertaining or effective.

Favorite LARS pic with you in it:
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#14 ChaosCk

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Posted 04 March 2012 - 03:16 PM

Name on the board: ChaosCk
Real Name: C.k.
What you like to be called: C.k.
Where you live: Tustin
Job: Installation/Repair Dental/Surgical systems
Favorite G now: A.J. Crazy-Eyes
Favorite G all time: Cobi
What other teams do you follow: USMNT
Current favorite drink: Beer

Riot Squad road trips: Numerous, but favorite is still Pitch Invasion in Dallas

Happiest LARS moment: See Above

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#15 projectx

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Posted 04 March 2012 - 03:57 PM

Name on the board: Project X

Real Name: Joaquin

What you like to be called: Joaquin, J, X, Papi (just the ladies please)

Where you live: Los Angeles... proper, none of this suburbia shit

Job: Higher Education hahaha

Favorite G now: Juninho, he has no regard for humanity

Favorite G all time: Cienfuegos, the flames of a hundred fires in his soul

What other teams do you follow: US, ES, Tottenham

Current favorite drink: Holding a Red Trolley... we'll go with that

Favorite good place to eat: My mom's kitchen haha

Riot Squad road trips: Oh shit... San Jose, Chicago, Colorado, Salt Lake, Seattle, New York, Portland, Vancouver, I think that's it... for now

Favorite chant: Marine Hymn

Most embarrassing LARS moment: None that I can remember

Happiest LARS moment: Making Brian Ching cry

I knew I was hooked on soccer when: I would sit in the bathroom listening to El Salvador matches with my dad cause they weren't on TV and mom yelled at us for screaming when she was watching her novelas.

Advice to Bruce Arena: Do not settle. Do not compromise. Every trophy we compete for should be on our shelf (USOC sound familiar?)

Favorite LARS pic with you in it: Praying for victory
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Anything else?: I need to take a shit... also, that documentary about my night life is unauthorized, do not go see it, thank you.




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