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sweet tifo dudes! 



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And people have the balls to criticize our attendance.



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Fuck you Red Bull...watching Giovinco tear down DC almost single handedly.  That's what a DP forward does. Toronto is going to be no joke... the rest of the East is going to walk through us. 



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Orlando beat DC 1-0.  Scum conceded a dumb penalty, Hamid blocked the PK, but Kaka easily headed in the rebound.

Downside is that OCSC are now 4th on goal difference over us, although we have a game in hand.


We are good enough to beat the best teams, and bad enough to lose to the worst teams. 


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Orlando beat DC 1-0.  Scum conceded a dumb penalty, Hamid blocked the PK, but Kaka easily headed in the rebound.

Downside is that OCSC are now 4th on goal difference over us, although we have a game in hand.

There is never a downside to scum losing! 


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I stand corrected!


We are good enough to beat the best teams, and bad enough to lose to the worst teams. 


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Castillo got a 92nd minute goal to beat DC today. Slowly closing that gap!



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Shithead DC fans at USA-Cuba game today.  How do I know? Wearing DCU jerseys & SG t-shirts!

They tried to start the dumb "DC United" chant in the USA SG sections several times, then would get a little offended when we added "SUCKS!", and complained to us.  Some said that Baltimore was their city!  How ironic.  


We are good enough to beat the best teams, and bad enough to lose to the worst teams. 


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DC has lost to such minnows as Toronto, Philly & Orlando recently.  Also to the top western team, Dallas, as well as Seattle.

2 of their 3 recent wins were over an awful Chicago team  & a home win on a PK over the fading Revs.

They were 8-4-4 with Hamid in net, 2-3-1 without him, & he's out another few weeks. 

So, they suck, too.  


We are good enough to beat the best teams, and bad enough to lose to the worst teams. 


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As much as we want to over take the Scum for top of the East (and Supporters Shield), their schedule looks much easier than ours, even though they have more road than home games.

 

@MTL

@NYCFC

CCL road game

SJ

CCL home game

@RBA

@COL

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CBus

CCL road game

@MTL

NYCFC

Chicago

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They have 6 home games and 8 road games. They're odds on favorites for the Shield, in my book.


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Granted if we win all our games on hand we will overtop them though

DC's CL games could ruin their run though

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arabe unido and montego bay are in their group. they could slip up, sure, but look at that schedule, are they gonna give up pts to SJ? Colorado? NYCFC? maybe chicago will derail them a little.


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RIP Cesar Castello, Mike Vallo, Glenn Stampiglia, Bob Paquette, and Warren Lee

 

 

 


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As much as we want to over take the Scum for top of the East (and Supporters Shield), their schedule looks much easier than ours, even though they have more road than home games.

 

@MTL

@NYCFC

CCL road game

SJ

CCL home game

@RBA

@COL

CCL home game

CBus

CCL road game

@MTL

NYCFC

Chicago

@CBus

 

They have 6 home games and 8 road games. They're odds on favorites for the Shield, in my book.

Hopefully their CCL games cause them to stumble down the stretch. I don't think they are balanced enough to do well in both competitions. Olsen will likely spit out a top XI in the CCL. 



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arabe unido and montego bay are in their group. they could slip up, sure, but look at that schedule, are they gonna give up pts to SJ? Colorado? NYCFC? maybe chicago will derail them a little.


I don't necessarily mean difficult opponents but having to travel to Central America and Jamaica could mess with them

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I think Columbus and Chicago will give DC a run for their money. 


#RedBullOUT





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