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#1356607 News from the Mothership

Posted by uptownbull on 09 November 2019 - 12:57 PM

Fuck Red Bull and their global soccer octopus.

#1356297 What is Muyl good at?

Posted by uptownbull on 29 October 2019 - 04:26 PM

Muyl has the intelligence and work rate to learn a new position. But the athleticism and skill....? If he could become a 6 that'd be very impressive. Wingback in a 5 man backline a much simpler ask.

#1355951 Random Player Name Thread 2020

Posted by uptownbull on 23 October 2019 - 09:44 AM

DO IT MILO. Then get fired in 6 months for flipping a table when your recommendations are completely ignored for some 4th division player from Europe.

#1355947 Was this last game for Robles as #1 goalkeeper?

Posted by uptownbull on 23 October 2019 - 09:41 AM

They have way too much $ tied up in keepers. Meara has better distribution and has been a super loyal soldier waiting his turn. I love Luis but something's gotta give.

#1355946 The Fire Chris Armas Thread

Posted by uptownbull on 23 October 2019 - 09:38 AM

Man it is increasingly fucking grim to be a fan of this club. Every thread is "this is what the team needs, Red Bull won't do it though."


The only hope I see for change is a fan movement to get Red Bull out. Needs to become a #savethecrew-level league-wide thing. #SaveMetro

#1355900 2020 Offseason Thread

Posted by uptownbull on 22 October 2019 - 06:26 PM

If he can come back healthy at a reduced salary and accept a bench role I'd love to keep BWP. And definitely transition him to coaching if he's open to it. His game makes me think he'd be a good coach.

#1355139 Metro - Worms Playoff Thread

Posted by uptownbull on 11 October 2019 - 05:10 PM

I heard RB sends all its big boy pants to Leipzig and Salzburg, and makes NY pay for shipping.

I want to lose 100-0 to Philly, causing a fan riot that forces MLS to force RB to sell, we get dope owners who invest fully in the team, and starting next year it rains cups on Harrison for the foreseeable future.

#1355038 Metro - Worms Playoff Thread

Posted by uptownbull on 08 October 2019 - 03:30 PM

Still think Royer up top is worth a look if White is lacking form and BWP is too hurt to be effective.

#1355037 Etienne tweets about snakes... then gets loaned out

Posted by uptownbull on 08 October 2019 - 02:46 PM

Hey now, let's not let details or nuance get in the way of a good simplistic trashing of one of the top 1v1 players on the roster, who sucks so much he helped secure the 3rd shield. 

#1354725 Metro - Scum Game Thread

Posted by uptownbull on 30 September 2019 - 12:57 AM

That may have been the best crowd of the season. Naturally, not the result we all wanted.

Is there any team better at confirming fans' cynicism / not delivering exciting late heroics?

#1354004 Metro - Portland Game Thread

Posted by uptownbull on 18 September 2019 - 01:10 PM

The best result would be an epic blowout loss that shatters any remaining illusions among fans about there being any kind of long term future with Red Bull. We need to hit that reset button with both hands.

#1353978 The Fire Chris Armas Thread

Posted by uptownbull on 17 September 2019 - 09:25 PM

Is there any organizing for red bull out these last games? I'm down to help make a little pamphlet to spread the sentiment / vision of what this club could be with invested, proud local ownership. An NYNJ Common Sense, if you will.

96metro.com is available...

#1353300 Fewer than 5 games left

Posted by uptownbull on 04 September 2019 - 09:12 AM

Why give one of our top attackers defensive duties?

#1353256 The Fire Chris Armas Thread

Posted by uptownbull on 03 September 2019 - 05:23 PM

I don't give a damn what's best for Jessie Marsch, I'm a Metro fan not a Marsch fan. He and red bull screwed the team by rushing/delaying the move by a half season. And it spoke to exactly how minor league RB views this team.

Who cares how the other FC Soda clubs do?

#1352997 New 2020 RBNY Jersey - Black?

Posted by uptownbull on 31 August 2019 - 04:05 AM

I like black/red as secondary or third kit and red/black for the main, so maybe this is a step to that. If red bull is around in a few years.