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Received an email from the Red Bulls today advising, among other things, that Mike Petke will have "a special message" at 7:15.  Any chance this is a player acquisition?  Or am I delirious? (I know the window is closed).  Does anyone know what this message is?  I'm hoping a Clint Dempsey like we got a new player announcement but it will probably be they extended early season ticket renewals or something stupid.  Edit: Or maybe Henry returning? Or retiring?



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Received an email from the Red Bulls today advising, among other things, that Mike Petke will have "a special message" at 7:15.  Any chance this is a player acquisition?  Or am I delirious? (I know the window is closed).  Does anyone know what this message is?  I'm hoping a Clint Dempsey like we got a new player announcement but it will probably be they extended early season ticket renewals or something stupid.  Edit: Or maybe Henry returning? Or retiring?

"I know the team has disappointed this year. I know we have taken two out of 3 competitions we are involved in not seriously. I know we did not sign a 3rd DP or anyone that can help this team through numerous competitions this year. I know the team has lied and treated this team like a stepchild. But think about all the good things, Arsenal, free tshirt, a small chance of winning a prize for renewing your season tickets early. I promise we will bust our ass to make the playoffs, so please purchase your season tickets today because you don't want to miss next year with the same ol' Metro! We will have a yellow star on the inside of our brand new Red Bull jerseys to mark the 20th anniversary of this franchise.Oh and please don't hate Red Bull, they just want this team to win. Something."


Sometimes I think the entire Red Bull existence has been some 19 year old kids football manager save file he only plays when he comes home drunk. - 'Mibabalou'

#FUCKredbull


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Hes quitting.

 

Petke should go all pro wrestling and shoot on Austria.



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Do.Not.Panic.jpg

 

Remain calm! All is well!


Is there any in this rout with authority to treat with me? Or indeed with wit to understand me?


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"We suck and will continue to suck. Please renew season tickets."



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He's going to talk about our kit man and that he's doing well.



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He's going to talk about our kit man and that he's doing well.

 

Probably this.


Ora e per sempre. Forza Metro!!!


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he is going to get Armando's hair cut



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Maybe the message will be praising the Seattle supporters when they out sing the South Ward.

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He's going to talk about our kit man and that he's doing well.

That makes the most sense.


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Partnership with a local club/org/company?   Can't be anything too serious...since most of the crowd cant manage to get in for a kickoff.



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Maybe he's going to come out on a train and do a DJ set with a violinist.


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Maybe he's going to come out on a train and do a DJ set with a violinist.

 

Is he gonna parachute out of a plane to deliver the game ball? 



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Definitely about the equipment manager.



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Petke is going to announce that he has Concacaf champions league fever....






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