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Someone tell Red Bull that we're not paying a transfer fee for Gonzalez, we're paying money to get the first spot in the "Mid-Season SuperDraft" and drafting him.

Frankly, since I am merely a fan and a not a fancy American soccer writer, I'm going to congratulate Wright-Phillips on a well hit goal. If I was an American soccer writer, I'd claim that the recently retired Henry was wearing an invisibility cloak and carried the ball into the net for the obviously unskilled Wright-Phillips.

If you scan YouTube looking for Bradley Wright-Phillips, youll find numerous goal compilations, a few interviews and, eventually, an excerpt from the grime mixtape series Lord of the Mics.



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Auf Englisch bitte.
Since Damm was mentioned:

We are good enough to beat the best teams, and bad enough to lose to the worst teams. 




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Other teams signing Cubo Torres and Damm... Read some where La Galaxy tried for Sebastián Villa...

And NY?! Wtf.... Sign someone....

Jefferson Lerma, Bournemouth...

William Parra Sinisterra, Sheriff Tiraspol, Maldova League....

Sebastián Villa, Boca Junior

Juan Camilo Hernández, Watford

Edwin Cardona Club Tijuana..

Jhon Córdoba FC Koln

That's my wish list
I just want Metro to win a title sometime in my lifetime.

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