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#571 MamaMacKay

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Posted 05 November 2011 - 01:32 PM

Andy Rooney - My Hero

In Praise of Older Women

Andy Rooney says, "As I grow in age, I value older women most of all. Here are just a few reasons why."

An older woman will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

An older woman knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 50 give a damn what you might think about her.

An older single woman usually has had her fill of "meaningful relationships" and commitment." The last thing she needs in her life is another dopey, clingy, whiny, dependent lover!

Older women are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Most older women cook well. They care about cleanliness and are generous with praise, often undeserved.

An older woman has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends.

A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Older women couldn't care less.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to an older woman. They always know.

An older woman looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, an older woman is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Her libido's stronger, her fear of pregnancy gone.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one.

Yes, we praise older women for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coifed babe of 70 there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22 year old waitress.

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Posted 07 November 2011 - 11:42 PM

Smokin' Joe Frazier lost his fight with cancer tonight.
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Posted 07 November 2011 - 11:43 PM

Smokin' Joe Frazier lost his fight with cancer tonight.


A great heavyweight fighter with incredible heart. RIP Smokin' Joe.

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Posted 08 November 2011 - 12:09 AM

"I think Joe is hurt. Down goes Frazier! Down goes Frazier!"
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.
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The Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which "unskilled people reach erroneous conclusions and make unfortunate choices but their incompetence robs them of the metacognitive ability to realize it." The unskilled therefore suffer from illusory superiority, rating their own ability as above average.

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Posted 08 November 2011 - 05:46 PM


R.I.P Heavy D
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 04:15 PM

BIL KEANE, CREATOR OF THE FAMILY CIRCUS, DEAD AT 89.
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 05:51 PM

BIL KEANE, CREATOR OF THE FAMILY CIRCUS, DEAD AT 89.


I'm reminded of the Simpson's episode where Homer collects all 40 years of The Family Circus, and then throws it in the fire.

I couldn't find a video clip or picture of this. My web-fu is weak.

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Posted 11 November 2011 - 06:22 PM

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Posted 29 November 2011 - 03:06 PM

This was mentioned earlier on another thread.

Gary Speed RIP

1969-2011

The Europeans (players, fans, coaches, etc...) understand what a Moment Of Silence means.
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Posted 29 November 2011 - 06:44 PM

Comedian Patrice O'Neal Dies at 41


very sad, very young. He had a stoke a month ago.
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Posted 29 November 2011 - 07:01 PM

Comedian Patrice O'Neal Dies at 41


very sad, very young. He had a stoke a month ago.

I laughed so hard when I saw his stand up a couple of years ago..R.I.P.



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Posted 30 November 2011 - 04:20 PM

Apparently it is a bad time for large black men.

Former Raider, current Stanford assistant Chester Mcglockton dead at 42
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Posted 07 December 2011 - 03:19 PM

Colonel Potter (Harry Morgan) dies at 96
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Posted 07 December 2011 - 06:44 PM

Man U and Man City's CL dream died today.
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Posted 07 December 2011 - 06:46 PM

Colonel Potter (Harry Morgan) dies at 96
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Joe Friday's partner as well.
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BMAB: Drunkenese for By Me Another Beer!
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Hey, Kool Aid!



For the love of beer, it was a pretzel!




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