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#1363349 French left back Jason Pendant

Posted by hoofit on 10 March 2020 - 11:37 AM

get him the fuck in and on the field pronto.


don't know jack smack about that guy, but after 2 weeks it's apparent he is badly needed and i'm aggressively excited to get him going.

#1361836 Preseason in Florida and Arizona

Posted by hoofit on 19 February 2020 - 10:05 PM

White scored a White goal. 1-1.

#1361429 Bob Galerstein

Posted by hoofit on 13 February 2020 - 08:31 PM

Loved his voice and enthusiasm over the years.  One of the key/cool parts of the game day experience.  

Cannot imagine why anyone within the org would actively want to part ways with him.  For fuck's sake, they've tarped Bob.


Anyhow, like others have said, if Bob is reading this I wish him all the best and I (and many others on here and elsewhere) have thoroughly enjoyed his fine work.

#1361126 New 2020 RBNY Jersey - Black

Posted by hoofit on 08 February 2020 - 08:35 PM

For the first time in a long time, MF's player page is all red and black!




Now if we could get a couple of better players...

I love this page, by-the-way.  I find it helpful as well as cool.  Thanks for doing it.

#1356634 New logo, if anyone cares

Posted by hoofit on 11 November 2019 - 03:47 PM

The colorized markup on reddit looks alright to me.



#1356071 Lade retires

Posted by hoofit on 24 October 2019 - 03:25 AM


It'd have to be a 3oz can, cuz after all...

"Get Lade" shots could become a thing in the club scene.

#1355798 "There is no Offseason" 2020 Thread

Posted by hoofit on 21 October 2019 - 12:31 PM

If Red Bull is still the owner (spoiler alert: they will be), I say we go all in on the Red Bull system. The average age for this years starters at Salzburg and Leipzig is about 23. The age of our starting lineup last night was about 26. The entire second half and AET was played in our half because we can no longer keep up the press for 90 minutes.


Let Red Bull's great international scouting staff find us some young talent that aren't ready to feed to the big club and give them to us to get some quality minutes.


For coach, I say hire Robert Klauss. He is a 34 y/o assistant manager for RB Leipzig and has already managed at their youth, U-17 and U-19 levels.


Maybe it will work, maybe it won't, but at least it should be entertaining.


A man with a plan.  I like it.

#1354971 Metro - Worms Playoff Thread

Posted by hoofit on 07 October 2019 - 07:14 AM

Since the playoff loss to Atlanta its been 10 months of funk. Bombing in CCL, Scandinavian teenager for rb2, us open, home losses, BWP decline, etc. add to it Fucking tarps.  Sippy cup red member gifts and Ole Gunnar Armas coaching. I missed $1 hot dog night.

Still anything can happen. We can definitely win down there if the keystone cops defense takes a day off.  

#1354360 Metro - Worms Game Thread

Posted by hoofit on 22 September 2019 - 07:57 PM

In some ways best weve played all year.

CC jr + Sims + Duncan has a little Spanish in em with the passing down the right which was a joy to see. If/how them and Kaku work it as when he came on we might enjoy some intelligent possession and get creativity.


#1354314 Fewer than 5 games left

Posted by hoofit on 22 September 2019 - 06:32 AM

With Josef out and LAFC going flat in the west, things are lining up for NYCFC to make a run.  Sickening thought.


Optimistically I could write the same for us but not feeling it.  Here's hoping.

#1353175 Fewer than 5 games left

Posted by hoofit on 02 September 2019 - 11:53 AM

Lose all 5 but somehow make the playoffs.
DC knock us out
NYCFC win cup.
Armas and Hammet pay raises

#1352427 Metro - Blue Poseurs Game Thread

Posted by hoofit on 22 August 2019 - 10:37 PM


Skip to the last 10 seconds. They alone are worth it.

That's one handsome man at 9:53...

#1348712 Metro - Atlanta Game Thread

Posted by hoofit on 08 July 2019 - 12:44 AM

14 hour driving trip home in brutal traffic.  

listened on xm radio.

The BWP goal was about as much of a "thank fuck" moment as i could hope for.


#1347791 Development around the Arena

Posted by hoofit on 12 June 2019 - 04:09 PM

Update on the PATH front, the Port Authority just announced the eastbound platform opens this Saturday.


#1347739 Florin Tănase

Posted by hoofit on 12 June 2019 - 08:45 AM

Wow! Haven't even signed the guy yet and he already has a nifty moniker.


Let's bring in The Motherfucker now!