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I scope out the MLS job board every now and then to see if there's a gig at RBNY.. saw this one for DC and thought it was interesting. I think we should plant an operative... 

http://mls.teamworko...c. united#90404

I like your thinking!  :ph34r: ...


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I scope out the MLS job board every now and then to see if there's a gig at RBNY.. saw this one for DC and thought it was interesting. I think we should plant an operative... 

http://mls.teamworko...c. united#90404

I actually recently found out a former coworker of mine now works for DC.


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Goff is reporting that Hamid is set to miss "several months with a knee injury."

 

This explains the Sean John / Hamid swap at the January camp. Big blow for DC.



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Big blow for DC

 

But a huge gain for USMNT without Hamid :D


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Amused to see that DC wheeled and dealed there way to having  three 4th round picks a their disposal (we have none in either the third or the fourth round).      


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Amused to see that DC wheeled and dealed there way to having  three 4th round picks a their disposal (we have none in either the third or the fourth round).      

If DC makes it to the playoffs next season, then there is no God.



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Their stadium drawings lol

 

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What are they thinking?  This is like the Crew Stadium circa 1998.


We're so lucky we have a beautiful state of the art stadium, the finest in MLS along with Kansas City.



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I can totally hear "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" being sung by their SGs from my Manhattan apt.

 

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Reminds me of this...

 

AERIAL_FINALE.jpg

 

this...

 

metrostars_stadium.jpg

 

and this...

 

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Truthfully it's not that bad and probably exactly what's to be expected.


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Reminds me of this...

 

 

 

this...

 

 

 

and this...

 

 

 

 

 

Truthfully it's not that bad and probably exactly what's to be expected.

 

 

Its shit, which is what I'd expect, but it's still shit.  Horse shoes and little shed roofs are for minor league teams.  And its way shittier than wha they told everyone they'd be doing.

 

new-dc-united-stadium-630x407.jpg


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Bitch covered my plaid?
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George Best, on David Beckham


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DC flounders, loses 2-0 in Leg 1 on CCL quarter final.



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DC robbed of cell phones and cash when they were in Mexico for CCL. Ben Olson compares this to someone stealing their dog. Interesting analogy there Ben.

I wonder what happens when they go to Rome to see the Pope?

http://www.soccerame...-ben-olsen.html

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Watch this space. 


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Its shit, which is what I'd expect, but it's still shit.  Horse shoes and little shed roofs are for minor league teams.  And its way shittier than wha they told everyone they'd be doing.

 

new-dc-united-stadium-630x407.jpg

To be fair, most of the stadiums in MLS are designed by the same Detroit-based office (Rossetti)...

But serious, the renderings for Scum are fucking horrendous. That's my professional opinion.

My opinion as a Metro fan? Fuck DC.


Fuck DC.

 

 

 


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4th minute goal for Queretaro. Can the unlovable losers win this game by the 3 goals necessary to advance?

Spoiler: No.




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